An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night the old man would shout,
>>>>>"When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
>>>>>
>>>>>Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic,
>>>>>because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood. The old man liked the fact that he was feared.
To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 68.
>>>>>
>>>>>His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she
>>>>>went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow. Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?"
>>>>>
>>>>>The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had him
buried upside down......."
2006-06-18 22:17:53 · 18 answers · asked by ♪♫♥Šǒńǘ♥♫♪ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks folks. You all r very nice.
2006-06-18 22:36:50 · update #1
Wow! Sounds like his wife is an unforgiving sole.....good luck diggin' yer way outta that casket....she probably put a lock on it as well.....
Keep on telling jokes....laughter is the only thing that's keeping me awake at 2:54 a.m.
Hey.....maybe I should just stop reading jokes...then I can go to bed.....duh!
SmileyCat : )
2006-06-22 22:54:32 · answer #1 · answered by SmileyCat : ) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol that's a good one. it's true he probably wudn't know which way is up. after-all how many ppl are usually buried face down? i'll keep that in mind when i come across scary old men threatening to dig out of their own graves.
2006-06-19 05:22:37 · answer #2 · answered by lordessdanioz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-06-19 05:25:12 · answer #3 · answered by Temptation 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but funniiieeee
2006-06-19 05:21:37 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's since a long time that i've heard such a long joke.so i liked it as it's different and very nice.good try and you get a+grade.thanks for you made me laugh.
2006-06-19 05:25:32 · answer #5 · answered by miss pink laviender ( 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the jokes we like to see! cheers mate!
2006-06-19 05:56:56 · answer #6 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have read it before and cracks me up all the time..
2006-06-19 06:18:29 · answer #7 · answered by joann_xvi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, bad, groaner.
Maybe others'll like.
2006-06-19 05:20:34 · answer #8 · answered by frankb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO that was good.
Real funny.Drinks on me woman.
2006-06-19 05:25:14 · answer #9 · answered by Je♥n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1:)
2006-06-19 05:24:28 · answer #10 · answered by Coral 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋