Little Johnny comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"
His father looks up, thoughtfully, then said "I'll show you the dfrnc.
Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars.Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you've learned."
Johnny puzzled a bit however raised the qstn 2 mother.His mother looks around slyly & said "Don't tell your father, but, yes, I would."
Then he goes to his sister's room and asks her as well di qstn.
His sister looks up and says, "Definitely!"
Then he went back to father and said, "Dad, I think I've figured it
out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we are living with a couple of whor*s."
2006-06-18 22:16:37 · 12 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol :-) lol :-)
well PD u certainly come up with gr8 jokes......my friends split their sides listening to some of ur previous ones.........now since the sides have split up...i'll send u the doc's bill!!!.
2006-06-18 22:57:43 · answer #1 · answered by tia_alld 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The version I heard is, the woman asked says, "Yes, but how would I raise the million dollars...?"
2006-06-19 00:14:29 · answer #2 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was cute, I love all the "Lil Johnny" jokes, (at least all the ones I know)...
2006-06-19 16:01:10 · answer #3 · answered by ditzychik508 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, i always think of the poor dad when i read that joke. ehehe i can just imagine him doing a giant *FACEPALM.*
2006-06-18 22:23:52 · answer #4 · answered by lordessdanioz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have heard a joke similar to that good one though
2006-06-18 22:30:49 · answer #5 · answered by stacey s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-06-18 22:19:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny ....Lol. thx for the laugh.
2006-06-18 23:51:18 · answer #7 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha hi hi hu hu ha ha he he
--- LeeeN
2006-06-18 23:31:17 · answer #8 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha..........beneath lies the truth.
Cheers!!!
2006-06-18 22:56:33 · answer #9 · answered by Gits 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-06-18 22:31:17 · answer #10 · answered by omgitsme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋