there was this girl named sally sitting in religion with the rest fo her class, she got so bored that she fell asleep, her taecher asked her a question "where did adam and eve live"? adam the boy behine her poked her with a needle and she woke and said "the garden of eve". then she fell back to sleep the teacher asked her another "how many children did they have" adam poked her and she woke and said "23" and she fell bakc to sleep, then the teacher asked another question to her "on their 24th child what did eve say?" adam pocked her hard with the pin and she screamed and said " adam if you poke that thing at me agian i'll snap it in half" the teacher fainted!!!!
2006-06-18 23:12:43 · 10 answers · asked by you. 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
poor Adam-first the apple and now this....wo is me
2006-06-19 12:14:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ur joke is very lengthy but not so hot not so funny:-
try these:!
What's the diff between hook in cricket and hook of bra.
One sends ball out of boundary and other keeps balls within the boundary
To avoid condom related accident use 2 condoms with chilli powder in between them if outer breaks she will know and if inner one breaks you will know!
• Mother: Do u know the meaning of Mangalsutra?
Daughter: Yes, it is the license to enjoy Kamasutra.
Thought for the day: In terms of sex satisfaction, woman is like a road and a man is like a traveller. The traveller gets tired but the road never ends!
A teacher: What part of the body goes to heaven first?
A child replies: Feet- coz every nite I see my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!
2006-06-19 06:28:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda funny...a few misspelled words.
2006-06-19 06:44:55 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Ms. Heart♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha funniiiieeeeeeee
2006-06-19 06:16:30 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no its not bad but u spelt a few words wrong.......I love It!
2006-06-19 06:17:06 · answer #5 · answered by hot topic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its soooooooooo old... but its ok.
2006-06-19 06:18:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2006-06-19 06:15:14 · answer #7 · answered by hanumistee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And the question is........................
2006-06-19 06:15:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
:)))))))))))))))) nice one
2006-06-19 06:25:06 · answer #9 · answered by ghadoud2004 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so...........
2006-06-19 06:30:37 · answer #10 · answered by greysstanes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋