Entertainment & Music - 19 June 2006

2006-06-19 23:15:22 · 9 answers · asked by mad_jakey 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God...

"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows 95. I'm going to do something I've never done before. In your case, I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"

Bill replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?"

God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly if it will help you make a decision." "Fine, but where should I go first?" God said, "I'm going to leave that up to you." Bill said, "OK, then, let's try Hell first." So Bill went to Hell.

It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect. Bill was very pleased. "This is great!" he told God, "If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven!" "Fine," said God and off they went.

Heaven was a high place in the clouds, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice but not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a quick minute and rendered his decision. "Hmm, I think I prefer Hell" he told God. "Fine," retorted God, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell.

Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons. "How's everything going, Bill?" God asked.

Bill responded - his voice full of anguish and disappointment, "This is awful, this is not what I expected. I can't believe this happened. What happened to that other place with the beaches and the beautiful women playing in the water?"

God says, "That was the screen saver".

2006-06-19 23:12:42 · 15 answers · asked by sb 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-19 23:11:04 · 15 answers · asked by Marky Mark 2 in Television

I think the directors should have stuck with an actor named Reeves to continue the tradition. Namely; Keanu Reeves!! I mean why not, he brought world wide attention to the "the Matrix" spoof. Surely I'd pay to see him buff up to prep for such a role as Superman. Keanu has both star power and acting talent which would bring Superman to new heights. 1st came George Reeves, then there was Christopher Reeves, why not there also be a Keanu Reeves? surely he would topple the box office charts with a single bound by leaping into the man of steel tights & cape. Why not? He flew awesomely through the skies as NEO. He also played a great dufus role in "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure." So why wouldnt he also be a good clumsy Clark Kent?

2006-06-19 23:06:56 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-06-19 23:06:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

okay... I was listening just this time ... and I find a very sweet song... but I can't find the title... here are the part of the lyricss..


I could never ever love another boy like you.... I just thought you knew that I would never love another like you... till you say that you don't love me..


this song is just knew... and sang by duet ... I think woman ...

I guess it's a pop song 2003-2006..


for those who know.... just try to give a try and say a title!!

thanks!! guys ^_^

2006-06-19 23:05:36 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

What is a drink that can come to mind?

this is very easy if you are familar with japanese and english

2006-06-19 23:04:39 · 10 answers · asked by kara c 2 in Jokes & Riddles

We are going to Britain in a week, and i wanted to visit some of the castles that the Harry Potter movies were filmed in. I would rather get the names of the castles where a large potion of HP was filmed there, not just those that had one room, or something. Was there a main castle that was filmed in?

2006-06-19 23:04:09 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

thanks, any band you like!

2006-06-19 23:02:53 · 12 answers · asked by ilovesuburbanlegends 2 in Music

Who are the singers in this ad?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwqg0uqCH6s

2006-06-19 23:02:15 · 3 answers · asked by Kishue 1 in Music

I was not born when they wre around and only discovered them some 15 years ago.One word for them.Brilliant.

2006-06-19 22:59:25 · 9 answers · asked by tourist 5 in Music

how much wold you pay (month, year or per use)?
For an online service, that helps you to create any kind of electronic forms easily (for example feedback forms or RSVP forms) and also capable you to collect the all responses in a secure site.
Keep in mind you can distribute them by e-mail, or via web site easily.
It saves a lot of time and the output is very good looking

2006-06-19 22:58:36 · 3 answers · asked by light m 1 in Polls & Surveys

am in love with my close friend's ex do you think it will work and how should i go about it. what do think my friend will do if she finds out and what should i tell her in case she finds out

2006-06-19 22:57:07 · 13 answers · asked by Prisca 3 in Other - Entertainment

I got a call from my daughter (12) at 8:30 pm (sleeping over grams) asking if she could cut her long beautiful hair. Why, I ask. Cause it's stuck in a brush. So I drive (15min) over and it took 2 hours cutting off all the brush bristles to get her hair out.

Ever had this experience?

2006-06-19 22:56:58 · 14 answers · asked by sakura4eternity 5 in Polls & Surveys

Add me
mohammed.harrypotter@gmail.com but only GMAIL and we gonna be great matea so any one in 13 add me

2006-06-19 22:54:06 · 8 answers · asked by Daniel Radcliffe craziest fan 1 in Movies

2006-06-19 22:53:52 · 7 answers · asked by des 1 in Music

i think it would either be titanic or home alone

2006-06-19 22:53:51 · 9 answers · asked by jbjefferies 3 in Movies

Click link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upclJMOnlSs&search=gap%20commercial

2006-06-19 22:53:01 · 1 answers · asked by Kishue 1 in Music

Describe, if you know.

2006-06-19 22:50:32 · 9 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-19 22:46:24 · 7 answers · asked by Alene 2 in Celebrities

what you or the person are like, are they moody, sensitive, have you been in a relationship with a cancer before? do you have a cancer friend, how is he/her in terms of personality?

2006-06-19 22:44:58 · 19 answers · asked by lacoste 3 in Horoscopes

2006-06-19 22:43:35 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-06-19 22:42:46 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I guess he must be getting near retirement....?

I loved him in Quantum leap as Al. They should make more episodes!!

2006-06-19 22:40:35 · 5 answers · asked by badgerbadger 3 in Television

2006-06-19 22:39:25 · 4 answers · asked by . 3 in Television

2006-06-19 22:38:22 · 5 answers · asked by cyrillkamerika325 1 in Jokes & Riddles

mine is pink floyd

2006-06-19 22:35:50 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Eg: Dynamites in Road Runner, and almost anything in Bugs Bunny and Tom & Jerry.

2006-06-19 22:34:21 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-06-19 22:32:29 · 7 answers · asked by sirius_the_grim 2 in Other - Entertainment

Name the TV show and movie.

2006-06-19 22:31:28 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies