What's the difference between keeping a dog and keeping a man?
A dog will mess up your carpet, a man your whole life.
What's so special about Christmas?
It happens every day that a man is born who later thinks he is God.
How to you take revenge on a woman who has stolen your husband?
You let her keep him.
Whan can a man stand tall?
When the beer's on the top shelf.
Why can't a man be both beautiful and intelligent?
Because if he were, he would be a woman.
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