Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God...
"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows 95. I'm going to do something I've never done before. In your case, I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"
Bill replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?"
God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly if it will help you make a decision." "Fine, but where should I go first?" God said, "I'm going to leave that up to you." Bill said, "OK, then, let's try Hell first." So Bill went to Hell.
It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect. Bill was very pleased. "This is great!" he told God, "If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven!" "Fine," said God and off they went.
Heaven was a high place in the clouds, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice but not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a quick minute and rendered his decision. "Hmm, I think I prefer Hell" he told God. "Fine," retorted God, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell.
Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons. "How's everything going, Bill?" God asked.
Bill responded - his voice full of anguish and disappointment, "This is awful, this is not what I expected. I can't believe this happened. What happened to that other place with the beaches and the beautiful women playing in the water?"
God says, "That was the screen saver".
2006-06-19 23:12:42 · 15 answers · asked by sb 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that gets a rating of 999999999999999999999999999/10! LOL that is the funniest thing I've read in the whole of my entire life!!!!!
2006-06-20 07:18:49 · answer #1 · answered by bradevans102 2 · 19⤊ 7⤋
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2016-11-15 00:30:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's stepping down in two years, he isnt dying!!!
He's not that dum to fall for a screensaver. He probably approved of that joke to be published in the first place.
2006-06-19 23:20:39 · answer #3 · answered by medhruv 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Real Funny 10/10 keep it rolling
2006-06-19 23:16:37 · answer #4 · answered by zaazzy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa! That was the best thing I heard all day.
2006-06-20 09:43:29 · answer #5 · answered by angelwings120688 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2006-06-19 23:33:36 · answer #6 · answered by peanutz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good one, LOL Made me chuckle
2006-06-19 23:16:05 · answer #7 · answered by sml327 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God's in the purgatory too?? what for??
2006-06-19 23:17:09 · answer #8 · answered by Louie J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Best i have read on yahoo answers, please publish more jokes like this. 11/10
2006-06-19 23:53:09 · answer #9 · answered by nauroze_hoath 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey dude !! it was da best joke i ever came across .... pls pls pls keep on posting new jokes like this one ;-)
ROCK ON
2006-06-20 06:16:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is really funny...9.5/10
2006-06-19 23:45:08 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋