One day an Irishman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten long years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon.
Suddenly, emerging from the surf comes a drop dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.
She approaches the stunned man and says to him, "Tell me how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
"Ten years," replies the Irishman.
With that, she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Faith and begorah! Is that good!"
"And how long has it been since you've had a sip of good Irish Whiskey?" she asks him.
Trembling, the castaway replies, "Ten years."
She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him. He opens the flask, takes a llong swig and says, "Tis absolutely fantastic!"
2006-06-19 14:00:35 · 20 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
At this point she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at the man and asks, "And how long has it been since you've played around?"
With tears in his eyes, the man falls to his knees and sobs, "Oh, Sweet Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too."
2006-06-19 14:00:42 · update #1
I love my job, I love the pay!
I love it more and more each day.
I love my boss, he is the best!
I love his boss and all the rest.
I love my office and its location,
I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and gray,
And piles of paper that grow each day!
I think my job is really swell,
There's nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers,
I love their leers, and jeers, and sneers.
I love my computer and its software;
I hug it often though it won't care.
I love each program and every file.
I'd love them more if they worked a while.
I'm happy to be here. I am. I am.
I'm the happiest slave of the Firm, I am.
I love this work, I love these chores.
I love the meetings with deadly bores.
I love my job - I'll say it again -
I even love those friendly men.
Those friendly men who've come today,
In clean white coats to take me away!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marriwanna! Jack got high, unzipped his fly and said," do you wannna?" Jill said,"yes" raised up her dress and they had a little fun!
here are a couple of jokes! I hope you like 'em
2006-06-19 14:09:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
7/10
2006-06-19 23:36:51 · answer #2 · answered by ♠The Hidden Truth-MK♠ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10
2006-06-19 22:24:32 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, man this is great!!!
I'm Irish and I'm a blonde...lol it's hilarious!!!
I love it!!!
Irish People are the greatest!! haha..Irish jokes are the best, as long as you're not dissin 'em! haha
it's awesome, though! nice one!
2006-06-19 21:04:47 · answer #4 · answered by minnieminguel101 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read the whole thing, and saw the end of the joke coming from the graveyard. But thanks for trying to get some of these kids to actually read something!
2006-06-19 21:13:12 · answer #5 · answered by kindofkitty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats so funny the irishman is like a retard its so funny.....
how long has it been since he had a brain? "10 years!"
lmao!
2006-06-20 00:09:23 · answer #6 · answered by notepad39 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whiskey... i love the irish, funny but a little lengthy
2006-06-19 21:26:39 · answer #7 · answered by amby pamby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a joke if it makes others laugh
oh yeah was i supposed to read that
oops
2006-06-19 21:04:06 · answer #8 · answered by livelife2luvNbLuved12345 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats funny
2006-06-19 21:05:52 · answer #9 · answered by MissDots <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke!
2006-06-19 21:18:59 · answer #10 · answered by Miss B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋