OK, my cousin is a dip--but he is a hard-working dip. His mother has this really HUGE basement--big enough for at least five dungeons complete with dragons, OK? And Rufus wants to put up cages and raise rats for a living. He is sick and tired of delivering pizzas all night, getting held up, getting stiffed on tips,and having 90-year-old women meet him at the door dressed in black leather and carrying a whip. --Weirdos!! OK?
So, Rufus has gotten up a few rats of his own and wants to grow to where he is the acknowledged RAT KING OF AMERICA!!
He even has a business name picked out--WE ARE SERIOUS RATS, Inc.
Wow, huh?
The biggie bummer for Rufus right now is that he can't figure out who to sell to. Restaurants are flat out!!! He tried that on his own and one restuarant-owner sent Rufus to the hospital for nearly a week, the beating was so bad!!
"All I asked him was 'Do you want a better rat to serve?' " Rufus told me from within his bandages.
SO WHERE ARE THE BUYERS?
2006-08-02
15:10:47
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