Arts & Humanities - 1 May 2007

2007-05-01 08:31:27 · 6 answers · asked by Stephanie E 2 in Painting

My dog is so ugly he gets chased by garbage trucks
I caught my cat licking my dogs nuts..
I am so tired sometimes I forget to get drunk.
I met a woman so stupid she made a reservation at burger king.
I saw a guy at the casino practicing craps in the parking lot..and thought he was improving..
I was driving once and had to take a crap so bad I almost went in a dixie cup.
I saw a 90 year old guy looking for a date in the supermarket..
I am so lazy sometimes I get tired of myself.
I went to see a sunset once and wondered where the sun went..
I dated a girl so skinny the rats moved out of her house
I once hit the lottery and decided not to claim it so I didn't have to pay any taxes.
I saw a man flashing women with a picture of johnny homes under his trench coat.
I had a homeless guy ask me for some change, so I asked him what he wanted me to change.
I went into a deli and odered a ham sandwich..all I got was a piece of ham and some bread.

I can play the piano with my nose.

2007-05-01 08:22:28 · 5 answers · asked by bagel lover 3 in Philosophy

2007-05-01 08:13:40 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Photography

2007-05-01 08:11:07 · 7 answers · asked by vipersniper25 1 in Painting

2007-05-01 08:01:12 · 8 answers · asked by crazyworldwar 1 in History

We all seem to have a definition of life. In most of the cases, I believe, it stems from our experience in the first place and from our character in the long run. Will it not be a fascinating collection ?

2007-05-01 07:59:47 · 41 answers · asked by nanhowala 3 in Philosophy

2007-05-01 07:56:43 · 34 answers · asked by enki 4 in Philosophy

I just want to start off saying that i am pro creation. Well, seeing that natural selection involves survival of the fittest and the whole concept of evolving to suit the environment and such, why are apes still around? If the apes evolved into man due to survival of the fittest and adapted to become bigger and better, why are there still apes that are supposed to have "died off" in terms of them being the weaker link in survival of the fittest. Also, why is there only one species (human) advanced as us? Why haven't dogs of birds come as far as we have?

2007-05-01 07:53:46 · 14 answers · asked by Lauren. 4 in Philosophy

if female athletes were denied having any sports teams at a public school where there were a number of male teams, the females would most likely to find protection under
A.the U.S. supreme court decision of brown v. board of education of topeka, kansas
B.the first amendment
C.title IX of hte education amendments of 1972
D.title VII of hte 1964 civil rights act

2007-05-01 07:38:30 · 8 answers · asked by cherryvalley2006 2 in History

2007-05-01 07:38:17 · 4 answers · asked by mdhend14 1 in History

2007-05-01 07:22:35 · 20 answers · asked by marimar0025 1 in Drawing & Illustration

What overriding principle with respect to state and national citizebship was clearly established by the U.S. Supreme Court uin the Bradwell v. Illinois and the Slaughterhouse Cases of 1873?
A.The Fourteenth Amendment did not enlarge the limited rights guaranteed by the Constitution adn thus, African-Americans can not be protected form discriminatory state action.
B.Voting was a provilege of citizenship which states cannot withhold
C.The Fourteenth Amendment protected African-Am,ericans from discriminatory state actions in public education, but nowhere else
D.The Black Codes were rendered uncostitutional

2007-05-01 07:05:58 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

2007-05-01 07:04:24 · 12 answers · asked by missgigglebunny 7 in Other - Arts & Humanities

2007-05-01 07:01:45 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

I write poetry and I started writing a book. I have some ideas for children books. How can I find out if I have what it takes?

2007-05-01 06:59:31 · 4 answers · asked by Li 2 in Books & Authors

I know it is on display at the MoMa but I was hoping someone could tell me on what floor. The second floor of the museum is closed right now I think and I just want to know if I'll get to the see the painting if I go.
Thanks

2007-05-01 06:59:24 · 2 answers · asked by september 1 in Painting

2007-05-01 06:54:50 · 1 answers · asked by bsimovski 1 in Sculpture

name on african american who is really famous for what he did.
please don't write: MLK, Mohamed ali and Malcom X. tell me some who will be intresting to learn about.

2007-05-01 06:42:54 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

2007-05-01 06:41:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

I believe more exists in the universe than what can we can prove. First, man has limited intelligence and some things that are provable will never be understood by our overdeveloped money brains. Second, there is too much stuff in the universe to catalogue, much less prove. For those who rely on logic and reason, doesn't this make sense? How can you think the only stuff that exists is what man has discovered and proven?

2007-05-01 06:37:17 · 24 answers · asked by Wait a Minute 4 in Philosophy

Has the 7th book of the harry potter series has been released or not? I heard many telling that it has been released in the net, is it true or not?

2007-05-01 06:36:40 · 13 answers · asked by sudhakar A 1 in Books & Authors

1. How many state representatives does South Carolina send to the United States House of Representatives in Washington, D.C.?

2. In 1629 King Charles formed a province named "Carolina," which is derived from the latin word for "Charles." In 1710 it was divided into two parts, which are now known as which two states?

2007-05-01 06:29:34 · 2 answers · asked by Bree 1 in History

I NEED IT ASAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-05-01 06:28:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

2007-05-01 06:25:09 · 7 answers · asked by Showtunes 6 in History

Around 1300, famines were common Europe. Wars between kings were raging over the continent. Byzantium was conquered by the 4th crusade. The Black Death was to depopulated the cities and town all over Europe.
By 1500, they manage to become a world power.. How? Why?

2007-05-01 06:24:53 · 5 answers · asked by Tim 2 in History

and his poems. Thank you!

2007-05-01 06:24:04 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

from the book brave new world...do any of you guys know what makes a perfect utopia? and would this be a good idea to create one? i need help..all i have is stuff about stem cell research and communism..and how that was tied into utopia..

2007-05-01 06:21:34 · 6 answers · asked by chocolate thunda 1 in Philosophy

or is real love only an equal reflection of anothers?

2007-05-01 06:21:31 · 11 answers · asked by applecheeks 4 in Philosophy

This question comes from the Twenties and Thirties section of U.S. History. I need some help with this question. Please don't say do your own homework because this is where you come to get answers.

2007-05-01 06:20:10 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

What is the purpose of living if I'm going to be gone in at least seventy years, guaranteed? Does the purpose lie in experience - i.e. living for the sake of living? If I chose to die tomorrow by my own hand, what would it (ultimately) matter? It could be argued that society would be hurt by my death in some way, but where will society be years and years from now; will it even exist?

I'm looking for a secular argument for or against suicide. Thanks.

2007-05-01 06:18:07 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy