My dog is so ugly he gets chased by garbage trucks
I caught my cat licking my dogs nuts..
I am so tired sometimes I forget to get drunk.
I met a woman so stupid she made a reservation at burger king.
I saw a guy at the casino practicing craps in the parking lot..and thought he was improving..
I was driving once and had to take a crap so bad I almost went in a dixie cup.
I saw a 90 year old guy looking for a date in the supermarket..
I am so lazy sometimes I get tired of myself.
I went to see a sunset once and wondered where the sun went..
I dated a girl so skinny the rats moved out of her house
I once hit the lottery and decided not to claim it so I didn't have to pay any taxes.
I saw a man flashing women with a picture of johnny homes under his trench coat.
I had a homeless guy ask me for some change, so I asked him what he wanted me to change.
I went into a deli and odered a ham sandwich..all I got was a piece of ham and some bread.
I can play the piano with my nose.
2007-05-01 08:22:28 · 5 answers · asked by bagel lover 3 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
If you were a guru, then you would know, so no, you're not.
2007-05-01 08:30:21 · answer #1 · answered by polly_peptide 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
They don't sell that at Walgreens!0!
Good for you!
2007-05-01 15:43:27 · answer #2 · answered by Alex 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, deep and ponderous.
2007-05-01 16:33:10 · answer #3 · answered by AndyB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure
2007-05-01 15:30:36 · answer #4 · answered by In all of you 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you're not a comedian, so maybe you ARE a guru...
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2007-05-01 15:54:10 · answer #5 · answered by aspicco 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋