All categories - 23 December 2007

if you had me locked up in your room for 24 hours and we could do whatever we wanted what would we do?

2007-12-23 05:16:50 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-23 05:16:47 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

.Screwdriver Autopsy

'You are the love of my life...first, and last, husband.
We'll be together till the end of time...
I'll wash your Gold Wing Touring bike.'

'Didn't know it was dirty.
What's the screwdriver for? '
'Those hard-to-reach places.'
He bought the truth...but, I held Aces.

You never run a bluff
On the 'clean-up' batter.
Don't 'call' her hand...
She'll show you what's the matter....

'I'm taking the car...
Bike won't start.'
'Okay. Maybe I
Washed the wrong part.'

'What part, Lover? '
'All those wires.
I unscrewed
The engine cover...'

Three days' vacation
That Gold Wing sat and had.
Touchdown for the Home Team! ! !
Ain't that just too damned bad.

Elysabeth...Poemhunter, as in .com

2007-12-23 05:16:33 · 13 answers · asked by Elysabeth 7 in Poetry

Does anyone truely know the meaning of love?????

2007-12-23 05:16:27 · 16 answers · asked by irishpr 2 in Marriage & Divorce

1. holiday?
2. season?
3. time of the day?
4. actor?
5. actress?
6. movie that came out in the '80's?
7. quote?
8. animal in the zoo?


Just curious.

2007-12-23 05:16:23 · 20 answers · asked by Haven 2 in Polls & Surveys

He just lost his job, and I am self-employed. We are looking for something with a high deductible, maybe dental coverage as well. Any thoughts on a good policy that isn't really expensive?

2007-12-23 05:15:59 · 5 answers · asked by Skye7112 2 in Insurance

i want to follow taoism. is it a religion or a philosophy? do taoist believe in any gods?

can you please give me some details about taoism?

thanks :-)

2007-12-23 05:15:45 · 4 answers · asked by the girl ♥ 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-12-23 05:15:39 · 8 answers · asked by mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 7 in Polls & Surveys

OLD" IS WHEN. Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!"


"OLD " IS WHEN... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot


"OLD" IS WHEN. A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door


"OLD" IS WHEN. Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.


"OLD" IS WHEN. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN. You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police


"OLD" IS WHEN."Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today


"OLD" IS WHEN. "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.


"OLD" IS WHEN. An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom.

2007-12-23 05:15:35 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

What are the main differences between the regular Army and the National Guard? I've heard that you can be active duty in the Guard and it's basically the same as the Army deployment and training wise but they don't have you moving around to different bases, you just stay where you signed up while you're not deployed, is this true?

2007-12-23 05:15:29 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

I kinda feel like making my very own programming language and i need to know how....so if anyone knows how to make one it would be great i need ALL the details though so a site link is good to

2007-12-23 05:15:27 · 4 answers · asked by Casual Ninja 1 in Programming & Design

PLease i need 2 know

2007-12-23 05:15:17 · 1 answers · asked by someo9ne 1 in Amusement Parks

i am hopeing i get a zune or an i-pod!!!!!!my cousin wants a vadingo player!!!!so what do u want???

2007-12-23 05:15:16 · 21 answers · asked by love stinks 1 in Christmas

Bipolar runs in my family my grandmother my mother and two aunts. They think I am to. I am not sure if I am. My question is if I am can my doctor give me medicine so I can beable to work? I am scared around people and do not socialize. I can't keep a job because I can't concertraite very well and I get upset and frustrated sometimes and I just walk off the job. I need to know if I can get medicine to help me so I can work instead of trying to get disabaility. I just wanna be normal and work and I don't see it happening. If anyone can help me let me know thanks.

2007-12-23 05:15:11 · 6 answers · asked by Octane 1 in Mental Health

She likes candles and lotion and things like that but she has so many so I don't want to get her any more... She also is extremely fashionable...
ANY IDEAS!?!
I've got none...

2007-12-23 05:15:06 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Christmas

1st dream was I drempt my Science Teacher,who has colon cancer died,and I looked at his grave,and it said he was dead before the end of 2007,I never really liked the teacher though.2nd Dream was a former friend,I stress the word "former" because we're not friends anymore,anyway I had a dream were he finally got the deathwish,he claimed he wanted,I was at school and everyone was asking me about his suicide.3rd dream everything I saw was red,like a blind rage,and I had a knife and was in the middle of this parking lot,and I took on 2 guys and killed them both.My question is what is motivating these Macabre dreams?

2007-12-23 05:15:05 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dream Interpretation

i want to follow taoism. is it a religion or a philosophy? do taoist believe in any gods?

can you please give me some details about taoism?

thanks :-)

2007-12-23 05:15:01 · 4 answers · asked by the girl ♥ 4 in Philosophy

In a question I asked about three weeks ago, someone wrote, "The Tanakh is VERY specific about how the Jewish people should recognise the real messiah. Specific events must happen and if even ONE of them fails to take place, then we are to assume we are facing a false messiah."

As Christmas is almost here, I've been thinking about this person's answer. My question is, "Which Messianic prophecies were not fulfilled by Jesus of Nazareth, whom the Christians believe to be the Messiah?"

2007-12-23 05:14:54 · 11 answers · asked by The Non-Apologetic Apologist 3 in Religion & Spirituality

I can understand why dog poo looks different from horse poo as they eat different things. Sheep and cows eat the same food (grass) and both even ruminate (chew their cud) but their poo looks VERY different.

2007-12-23 05:14:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Zoology

2007-12-23 05:14:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

I have Tivo and DVD that have component outputs, but a TV that has only Y/C inputs.

Will a receiver "convert" component input to Y/C output?

What's the least expensive reciever that does this and also maybe has HDMI for when I get an HD tv?

2007-12-23 05:14:26 · 2 answers · asked by Blain B 1 in Home Theater

me and my boyfriend had sex about one day before my expected period. we used a condom, it didnt rip, he did *** but im a week or more late into my period, nd ive been having cramps.
could i be pregnant? i really hope not im to young and ive just been stressing alot about getting my period and it didnt come,..

2007-12-23 05:14:22 · 8 answers · asked by BabyKay 2 in Pregnancy

I have pulled up several different US maps off
the google & internet sites. They did not even show the Lakes per say or which lake was which.

2007-12-23 05:14:13 · 4 answers · asked by Sonny 2 in Geography

Is the silver kind any better in quality? Will it make your tone better or what? Or is the color just a personal preferance????

2007-12-23 05:13:56 · 4 answers · asked by MissMusicBabe 2 in Hobbies & Crafts

2007-12-23 05:13:53 · 3 answers · asked by ashish c 1 in Renting & Real Estate

i do not believe in god but believe that we was put here by another race so if anything happens they can come and harvest us...body parts ...or even food yum yum

2007-12-23 05:13:43 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

adults and teens will be watching.. we are trying to find a good movie to watch..

2007-12-23 05:13:42 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Christmas

2007-12-23 05:13:41 · 7 answers · asked by Sexi B..i.t.c.h 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

I heard that if your building was made before 1978, you could have more lead in your water. Now what are these black rubbery looking little chunky things that build up in the showerhead, and even the sink water tap gradually? is this lead? or rubber? what is normal now.

2007-12-23 05:13:35 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Earth Sciences & Geology