OLD" IS WHEN. Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!"
"OLD " IS WHEN... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot
"OLD" IS WHEN. A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door
"OLD" IS WHEN. Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN. You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police
"OLD" IS WHEN."Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today
"OLD" IS WHEN. "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
"OLD" IS WHEN. An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom.
2007-12-23 05:15:35 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Don't know where you get your jokes Suzie but you always bring a smile to my face, - these made me laugh out loud. Merry Xmas and keep them coming next year, thanks.
2007-12-23 05:41:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Old is all of that and then some. Seems every day brings a new surprise!
Thanks for the smiles and chuckles, Suzie. And may you Christmas be filled with all the warmth and laughter you're always giving us!
Gracie
2007-12-23 14:36:43 · answer #2 · answered by night-owl gracie 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny - apart from when I read about getting lucky and finding the car, had trouble finding the car today in the car park - oh no its really happening I'm getting old boo hoo lol
2007-12-23 13:28:34 · answer #3 · answered by pixiechick 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Spot On!!! - I don't consider myself old at 57 (well. OK, 58 in two weeks) - but my Mum and Dad are 87 and 82 respectively and I am going to copy this off to give them a good laugh.
9 out of ten ain't bad!!
2007-12-23 13:29:32 · answer #4 · answered by wendy k 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Old is when you get an extra 25 pence a week on your pension from our generous Government. In three weeks you can buy a small loaf.
2007-12-23 13:59:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2007-12-23 13:20:13 · answer #6 · answered by bilbotheman 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah very good, you dont say how old you are ???? just the wrong side of 40 myself and can relate to some of the above !!
2007-12-23 13:21:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Old is when you remember the menu at the Last Supper. Old is when you fart dust,old is when your boobs hit your knees and you trip over them,old is having your children ship you off to Florida and forget all about you.
2007-12-23 14:01:13 · answer #8 · answered by gummyworm 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha
2007-12-23 13:19:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha! I know Susie has been in touch with Sylvia!!
Still good even without the pictures.
2007-12-23 13:40:34 · answer #10 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋