All categories - 10 December 2007

A beautiful woman walked into an orchard and found a lovely pool in it. She decided to go skinny-dipping. She looked around, didn't see anyone, and undressed. Just as she was about to dive in, the orchard owner appeared from behind the bush where he was hiding all along and told her that swimming was prohibited.

"You could have told me that before I undressed!" she scolded him.

He replied, "Swimming is prohibited, undressing isn't.

2007-12-10 00:43:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

your opinions on this clip, about kenny rogers!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChGcfHieqqs&NR=1

2007-12-10 00:42:39 · 1 answers · asked by ? 3 in Comedy

movie is about a fauther and son,i cant remember name of the fauther but i believe the sons name was joey.movie is about a doo wop reunion and fauther was lead singer for the group,cant remember song but i think this is some of the lyrics.dream lover where are you.

2007-12-10 00:42:28 · 1 answers · asked by sara v 2 in Movies

2007-12-10 00:42:20 · 13 answers · asked by Zarathustra 2 in Polls & Surveys

Or seeing stars?

2007-12-10 00:41:53 · 13 answers · asked by ♥ WitchyWoman ♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

I have a 1995 Ford Ranger with 205,000 miles and the check engine light came on with the code for “EGR Valve - Insufficient Flow”. Anyway, I replaced the EGR valve for $80.00 and the light is still on. The truck runs a hell of a lot smoother now with a little more power to boot. Why is the light still on? What else could be causing the “insufficient flow”?

2007-12-10 00:41:50 · 10 answers · asked by midnightslasher83 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

Not sure if I'm spelling it right.

2007-12-10 00:41:25 · 2 answers · asked by Digital Age 6 in History

please help. im really worried

2007-12-10 00:41:22 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Adolescent

First I must say, I go to counseling, so please don't suggest that. I am a new mum, I have a lovely daughter of 6 months old. I am depressed and stressed because of the following reasons:

1- My residency. I am living in UK now, and waiting for my USA green card through marriage which is at its last stage. (Waiting for the interview appointment). So I am just anxiousely waiting.

2- I want to start my own business from home as an IT recruitment agency and I know I can do it, because I used to be a sales manager for 4 years. But I just can't get started, I have prepared the necessary forms, bought the equipment (fax, printer, extra phone line, computer, books), researched a lot, made some initial calls, but I just can't start working. Everytime I want to pick up the phone, I get extremely immobilized, as I'm stressed any time the baby can cry.

3- I have extreme communication problems with my husband, we don't have a sex life, and he is very sick all the time.

2007-12-10 00:41:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

Shop, what would you:

Sell?
Name that shop?

Mine would have to be Car parts i.e tuning etc, Id call it Speedy Sarah's! lol

2007-12-10 00:41:07 · 58 answers · asked by Saz 5 in Polls & Surveys

can anyone give me 5 things or occurrences at home that contribute to destroying the environment or is considered a waste of our natural resources? its for my social studies class. if anyone has answers please tell me. thanks

2007-12-10 00:41:06 · 8 answers · asked by josh w 1 in Homework Help

2007-12-10 00:41:01 · 7 answers · asked by realitycheck 3 in Politics

When movies such as "The Golden Compass" comes around (holding atheistic tones) Christians make SUCH a big deal about it?! Please...can someone PLEASE explain...Same deal with non-atheist movies/books, like Harry Potter, it's a book/movie series!! It gives out good morals and teachings!! Why praise such a movie that just OOZES with Christian stuff, yet when a movie comes around that doesn't have such a Christian meaning (aka the Compass and H.P. books/movies) those that do complain and whine about it? Somoene explain please...I'm helplessly confused

2007-12-10 00:40:42 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-12-10 00:40:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-12-10 00:40:30 · 7 answers · asked by ♥Paws 4 thawts♥ 4 in Dental

2007-12-10 00:40:26 · 10 answers · asked by Mr. Johnny Walker 3 in Polls & Surveys

Would you bench some starters for the last few games in order to be fresh for the playoff run or would you go full speed ahead in order to assure your 16-0 season?

2007-12-10 00:40:19 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

2007-12-10 00:39:57 · 19 answers · asked by Kicko A 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-12-10 00:39:55 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Beans, beans, are good for your heart,
The more you eat, the more you fart,
The more you fart, the better you feel,
So eat your beans at every meal.


Now why was I kicked out of Sunday school for singing this?

2007-12-10 00:39:54 · 31 answers · asked by katie 3 in Polls & Surveys

Let's say you were face-to-face with a cold-blooded murderer who if free would continue to kill. You have a choice: secure his life from death at someone's hand, or secure his death to someone else. His life is in your hands so to speak.

If you secure his life, he will likely kill more innocent people. If you secure his death, his death may or may not bear weight on your conscience.

I'd probably go for the second choice because I would be saving lives at the cost of one. It would be difficult to deal with in the future, but I think I could do it.

2007-12-10 00:39:50 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

2007-12-10 00:39:36 · 0 answers · asked by David 1 in Astronomy & Space

take me away to Canada..He says i will have to get job, AND look after house, cooking..He will NOT help in any household duties.My parents want me to say yes....i feel him too overpowering and rude....help..what do i tell parents?..he has come from canada to get married.

2007-12-10 00:39:33 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

Had sex saturday without protection just wondered when to do a pregnancy test?

2007-12-10 00:39:19 · 20 answers · asked by stardu5t7 3 in Pregnancy

and who is the author

I was born with oceans for eyes
and much like a wave it comes
love flowing trapped until it breaks and flows into hate
stirred only by them my precious pearls
it cannot run nor can it hide it has no direction all it can do is flow back into itself
and that's what it does and there it remains an endless vast of blues to teeter on
there's not a big enough life raft to save it
so the waves continue to pound and produce waterfalls over the lips letting you taste the salt of life
there will be no end to this,it will never drain nor can it ever evaporate all you can do is float,ride the waves and keep faith that you won't drown

2007-12-10 00:39:08 · 6 answers · asked by JeN 1 in Poetry

Korean sign for the word 'peace'?

Thank You.

2007-12-10 00:39:01 · 3 answers · asked by shannon b 1 in Languages

I find that weird lol.

2007-12-10 00:38:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Word problem help?
a gardner wishes to fertilize his gardlen spot, which is in the shape of a rectangle. the lenght of the garden is 15 feet less than twice the width. the perimimeter of the garden is 240 feet; fertilizer costs $19.95 per bag--one bag covers 1500 square feet. 1. the measurements of the garden are? the area of the garden is? how many bags of fertilizer? cost of fertilizer?

2007-12-10 00:38:34 · 2 answers · asked by lyme_aide 1 in Garden & Landscape

I want to know if this man is for real. He is offering work from home job, but is asking for my driver's liscense #. I don't know if this is safe!

2007-12-10 00:38:32 · 2 answers · asked by Paulette K 1 in Other - Business & Finance