I got nothing against blondes,in fact I love them,after this I am posting a blonde man joke.....
BLONDE LOGIC
Two blondes living in ROANOKE were sitting on a bench talking........
and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think
is farther away..........Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo,
can you see Florida...?????"
CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the
mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes,
it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the
story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her
very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a
huff, "I wish you guys would get your act
together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then
today you expect me to show it to you!"
2007-12-05
01:41:46
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