Hmm those blondes...again funny ?

Question

I got nothing against blondes,in fact I love them,after this I am posting a blonde man joke.....
BLONDE LOGIC
Two blondes living in ROANOKE were sitting on a bench talking........
and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think
is farther away..........Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo,
can you see Florida...?????"




CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the
mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes,
it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the
story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"




SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her
very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a
huff, "I wish you guys would get your act
together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then
today you expect me to show it to you!"

RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river
and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!"
she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river
and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."




KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on
the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see
that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing
that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren,
the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn
and yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO!"
the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"






BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the
first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked
at each other and shook their heads.

"You can't
land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said
the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're
not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"






IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her
turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science &
Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and
someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought
for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"




FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired
two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde
responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was
named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone
naming dogs like that?" "HELLLOOOOOOO......, "
answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"

Answer 1

lol watch dogs haha, lovely collection panos*

Answer 2

These are quite hilarious. Thanks for lighting up my morning. I got two for you:

What is a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

Two blondes were walking out of Walmart. When they got to their convertible they realized they had locked their keys in the car. Blonde #1 starts trying to jimmy the lock with a coat hanger. A few minutes later Blonde #2 says, hurry it's starting to rain and the top is down!

Answer 3

lol, great collection, some r really new 4 me,
blonds, they must be the # 1 reason of heart attack, bcs u can't stop laughing @ them.
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u r sitting a high standard for stars, i can't seem able to give anyone else a star =D

Answer 4

Brilliant

Answer 5

Hey u great jokes u deserve a star so i'm giving u 1! Keep up the good work bye.

Answer 6

Good ones! Funny! 10!

Answer 7

Hilarious.

Answer 8

omg these are all very funny! I did not get the one about the vacuum, but the rest were just hilarious!

Answer 9

The river bank "other side" one was the best

Answer 10

Although I'm blond, I love blond jokes!!!
PS. We aren't so sutpid, BTW... xD