3 men are in a forest and they get captured by an indian tribe. The emporer of the tribe says Ok, Each of you bring me 10 of the same fruits and report back here when you get them. so they split up. the 1st guy comes back with 10 apples. then the emporer says ok well i dont want to eat them i want to see you suffer. so the emporer goes on and says stick those apples up your *** AND NO FACIAL expressions. no laughing, no crying. so he sticks 1,2 but on the 3rd one he starts crying so he dies. the second one comes back with grapes. the emporer tells him the same thing. but this time on the 9th one he starts LAUGHING. so he dies. the 2 guys meet up in heaven and the 1st guy goes dude, why did you laugh u could have made it and lived. the 2nd guy goes, I Couldnt help it i saw the 3rd guy coming back with pinapples!!!
2007-11-29
16:35:18
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