All categories - 27 November 2007

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

If you take a Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does he become disoriented?

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

What do chickens think we taste like?

What do people in China call their good plates?

What do you call a male ladybug?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald
man?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time
it was to set it to?

Which is the other side of the street?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows?"
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2007-11-27 07:14:30 · 12 answers · asked by Katie S 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-27 07:14:27 · 1 answers · asked by healthnut 1 in Diet & Fitness

I destroyed the Big Bang theory on this question (Do Atheists believe that nothing times nothing = everything?) Most of you replied you don’t believe in the Big Bang theory. I want to know your theory of how the world was made.

2007-11-27 07:14:21 · 22 answers · asked by King Arthur 3 in Religion & Spirituality

how many people here hate hannah montana? like seriously this 11 yr old girl can't sing, can't act, and she she says crazy
stuff like " my pig just ran after a squirrel in the middle of june" like wtf....no one cares! I hate hannah montana and can't stand this craze thats going on!!! anyone agree? THANK YOU!!!!

2007-11-27 07:14:10 · 13 answers · asked by Kween*90'sKid 6 in Celebrities

Getting 4 pre molers removed for my braces and wanted to know if the removal of those 4 teeth would change my face structure.

Some people say that your cheeks save in, but I am not sure.

2007-11-27 07:14:08 · 5 answers · asked by Mojojojo J 2 in Dental

I suck so bad at lying.
Because I always burst out laughing while I'm lying. =P

2007-11-27 07:14:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

fatty?

2007-11-27 07:14:05 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I apologize if it will offend anyone but there is one thing I just can't understand. I myself a bit overweight and I would never put on myself something that will reveal parts of my body which I dislike.
But I see so many girls on the streets that weight like 5 times more than me and they wear things that make them look redicliuos and just wrong. Tight jeans which make their side look huge and weird, mini skirts revealing elefant legs, even bikini at the sea. I just can't get it, I don't care how they look but why they don't care. They really don't see how stupid it make them look? Even overweight girl can look very beautifull with a right choise of clothes which consealing the bad thing and show uo the good thing...then why?

2007-11-27 07:13:54 · 12 answers · asked by Vagabond 3 in Other - Beauty & Style

My 4 year old daughter goes in next week for a colonoscopy. They are thinking that she has what are called polyps. I had never heard of them before and have only had time to do a small amount of research and reading about them. I just wanted to know if anyone was familiar with the procedure or with polyps in general. What can I expect? Any info will help! I'm very nervous for her...

2007-11-27 07:13:53 · 5 answers · asked by Monica 4 in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

Smoke pot?
http://www.jokeawhenever.com/archive/media/index.cgi?a=kidsmoke

2007-11-27 07:13:52 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

like u just threw up becuz i ate soo much candy a couple minutes ago becuz it was a present
but then i washed the candy and threw it away
but i thre up about half of wut i ate

the time before that that i threw up was the day after halloween
and i didnt throw up EVERYTHING just most of the candy then i washed all of it and threw it away

and before that the last time id thrown up was a looong time ago wen i had weight issues in 8th grade and i only did it in 8th grade like 4 or 5 times total

im not a size zero or anything
i dont hate the way i look
i just eat too much sometimes wen i cant control myself
and i excercise too so my whole diet isnt just throwing up

does this mean i have an eating disorder?

2007-11-27 07:13:44 · 10 answers · asked by that1girl 3 in Other - Diseases

2007-11-27 07:13:42 · 3 answers · asked by arecibenony 1 in Honda

would you be accused of not loving Jesus enough on day of judgement because you never commited suicide and that you get on wiv your life on earth as normal but truely if i was forgiven for my sins and was going to heaven just for beliving and loving my prophet Muhammad (saw) i won't be here now , i would have killed myself and when gone to heaven i would have been very pleased that i did that , i got to see them and the lord and if asked why i commited suicide i would say i missed you lot so much are you lot not worth killing yourself over , and i would have told them this was a better deal , i win this way

2007-11-27 07:13:36 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I want it to end and thought that batista of all people would have sealed the deal last year but if not edge who do u want to see end the undertaker's streak at wm24

2007-11-27 07:13:25 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Wrestling

2007-11-27 07:13:21 · 4 answers · asked by Amelia 1 in History

2007-11-27 07:13:10 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 07:13:09 · 12 answers · asked by TD Euwaite? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 07:13:03 · 1 answers · asked by Ryan G 2 in Physics

I am concerned about my daily bowel movements. Everyday I have to strain and I hope it's not taking a toll on my unborn baby. I noticed the color is also dark green which is unusual. Is this normal? Are there any treatments to help ease the pain?

2007-11-27 07:12:58 · 6 answers · asked by Kay-Bee 2 in Pregnancy

i need a good job when i get older

2007-11-27 07:12:54 · 11 answers · asked by Black Ice 1 in Other - Careers & Employment

just wonderin and if you are goin to make some rude comment dont even bother to email back

2007-11-27 07:12:49 · 23 answers · asked by class of 09 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-27 07:12:44 · 11 answers · asked by EM 6 in Cooking & Recipes

I LEFT FOREVER?=(

2007-11-27 07:12:41 · 23 answers · asked by @vril 5 in Polls & Surveys

Is friction always a net force? Can you think of an example where friction applies a force but does not result in accleration?

2007-11-27 07:12:24 · 1 answers · asked by Ryan G 2 in Engineering

2007-11-27 07:12:16 · 9 answers · asked by anna g 1 in Las Vegas

2007-11-27 07:12:13 · 28 answers · asked by BUSH/ISRAEL =warcriminal 5 in Politics

2007-11-27 07:12:12 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I know, it's a stupid question, but I've forgotton...

2007-11-27 07:12:03 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Botany

Why do you think MOST (not all) christians and "church people" are so quick to judge? I have been on both sides of the spectrum, I would just like to get input from other people. Christians or non-Christians.

2007-11-27 07:11:59 · 21 answers · asked by Ashley 2 in Religion & Spirituality