If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
If you take a Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does he become disoriented?
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
What do chickens think we taste like?
What do people in China call their good plates?
What do you call a male ladybug?
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald
man?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time
it was to set it to?
Which is the other side of the street?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows?"
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2007-11-27 07:14:30 · 12 answers · asked by Katie S 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Smurple
No, he becomes dis-Oriental
No, you use the PM
Gooseflesh
USA
A mannlybug
Invisible,or if they have facial or pub/leg/arm/chest/back hair that color
You don't want to know?!(hint:they're related to you)
Sundials
The side that you're not pointing to
Why don't you go ask him? Or he needed them for food :)
So that they seem professionally sharp
Non stick finish
Because mustache sounds good , but mostly manly(like the manly-skip)
2007-11-27 08:06:37 · answer #1 · answered by Gary 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
black and white
If you take a Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
no, he becomes disorientated
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
NO!!!!!!!
What do chickens think we taste like?
to get to the other side!
What do people in China call their good plates?
Ching
What do you call a male ladybug?
manbug
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald
man?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
You do, if no-one complains about the flavour of mince meat, then they say its improved!
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time
it was to set it to?
The first clocks were sun-dials, then the first "clocks" were set the french time, then they changed it to grennich mean time
Which is the other side of the street?
the one the chicken is on its way to
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
coz if we didn't have mosquitos then there would be an abundance of animals. THe dieseas that they carry kill many wild animals that could kill us, the same as if we didnt have spiders then the world would have an abundance of flies!
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
coz if they don't, and it kills sumone (which it will!) then u can sue them, even if it was the injection that killed them!!!!
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
y doesn't it stick to ur ***?
Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows?"
i do...
2007-11-27 08:09:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? Aqua Green
If you take a Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? Yes
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? I hope so I can't find the PM Station.
What do chickens think we taste like? Turkey
What do people in China call their good plates? American?
What do you call a male ladybug?Ladybug
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald
man? I think they put bald or the color of his eyebrows.
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? People who are paid to do that for a living or different kinds of dogs.
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to? the sun is overhead - or at its highest - at mid-day...the rest follows on from that
Which is the other side of the street? The opposite side you are on.
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? God said two of everything.
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? They get the needles from companies that make them and they sterilize all needles that they make.
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? The water in glue can't evaporate without air and in the bottle there is little air to evaporate and "dry" out water.
Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows?"Why don't they call eyebrows eyestashes
2007-11-27 07:45:29 · answer #3 · answered by youcantseeme2976 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
• A choking smurf turns purple
• Yes he does, maybe even discombobulated
• You are not allowed to use am radios in the afternoon, its against the law…
• They called their good plates “their fine America”
• A male ladybug is called a boybug
• A big black fro, that way there’s not a noticeable difference!!!!
• A very poorly paid hobo tests the dog food
• Whoever set the clock just guessed or they followed the Egyptians and read it by stars. Either or, the time isn’t accurate!!
• The other side of the street is the one on the…I actually don’t know this one
• He didn’t swat them because he thought they were harmless and kind, well their not, they’re a pain
• I’ve always wondered why glue doesn’t stick to the bottle, maybe because the glue is to thick; or there’s a special non sticking formula in the bottle!?!?!
• Because if you said you have a mouth brow people would think you’re a moron. Think about it, how dumb does that sound?
Those were so funny and kept me occupied for a good five minutes. My sister thanks you for the peace she just received. I don’t know if you made those u but if you did that was clever!!! Good job, send more please
2007-11-27 07:31:49 · answer #4 · answered by volleyballplaya72 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1: smurfs turn purple and red when choked(i. i. i've heard)
2: no it straightens out their eyes
3 only if you have a special am in the afternoon permit from the fcc
4:tastes like pork
5 they call them their russians
6: a dudebug or sir if he's bigger than you
7:green or purple (if he's bald does it matter what they call something non-existant, kind of like millitary inteligence)
8: the worker with the lowest work evaluation that week
9: they put up a dart board with the clock numbers on it and the number that is hit is the time
10:go to the stop sign, turn left and keep going. eventually you will get there
11:he couldn't catch them
12:they can't have you getting a nasty last second infection and ruining their fun
13: it has it's orders, no sticking to container
14:that would be too "highbrow"
2007-11-27 08:21:05 · answer #5 · answered by terry c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) starts with M but i am not saying my name 2. Matthew 3. much 4. Mikayla 5. Mayor 6. Mauve 7. Mini Skirt 8. Martini 9. Macaroni and Cheese 10. Mumbai 11. Missed the bus 12. MOVE OVER this wasn't that hard
2016-05-26 03:23:14 · answer #6 · answered by diana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*white
*nope
*no you will get arested and then they will give you the death sentence
*they probaley dont have a big enough brain to think about it
*Ching chang chon
*Dickbug/malebug or even a lady bug with extra bits
*skin colour
*of course the dog companey owned by all the top dogs will make us taste it they captur you and forse it in your mouth
*By the sun
*tHE OPPISITE SIDE TO WHERE YOU ARE
*He tried to but they didnt invent running yet so they just flew to the other side of the boat
*to make sure no infections get in your body
Because there is a special substance on the bottle which stops it
because its sounds hairy
very good
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2007-11-27 07:43:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
purple
yes
of course
like we say everything taset like chicken maybe they think everything tastes like whatever chickens eat
our plates
man bug
green
nobody the food just says that
they didnt know thats why we have time zones because there was a different clock in each one and nobody wanted to change their times
the side the chicken is on after it crossed it
idk but he should have
because they dont want the soon to be dead people to be infected
because it waits til you touch it then you get glued to something
because if you say it fast it sounds like mouthballs
2007-11-27 08:02:57 · answer #8 · answered by vickitoria_91 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
2007-11-27 08:07:51 · answer #9 · answered by Nathaniel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
White
No, he becumes dis-Oriental
No, you use the PM
Turkey
Usa
A mannybug
Invisible
You don't want to know
Magic
The side that you're pointing too
Why don't you go ask him?
So that they seem proffesional.
Again, Magic
Because mustache sounds fancy and sophisticated.
2007-11-27 07:21:24 · answer #10 · answered by May 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋