All categories - 21 November 2007

A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady,
was looking very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put
on his gloves.


"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.


"No, I don't" she replied.


"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in China with a big tank of latex.
Workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them
dry,
then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."


She didn't crack a smile. "Oh well, I tried," he thought.


But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the dental procedure,
she burst out laughing.


"What's so funny?" he asked.


"I was just picturing how condoms are made!" she said.

2007-11-21 20:11:51 · 11 answers · asked by cold kid 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Okay, so, in all seriousness, how many of you Christians got your underwear in a twist reading that, getting all excited over the prospect of saving one of those poor, strayed and lost souls?

2007-11-21 20:11:45 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-21 20:11:44 · 11 answers · asked by jerry h 2 in Wrestling

2007-11-21 20:11:01 · 11 answers · asked by BUSH/ISRAEL =warcriminal 5 in Politics

2007-11-21 20:10:22 · 5 answers · asked by ray c 1 in Cooking & Recipes

i have little pain in my nipples for past 3days..i think its breast cancer pls help me

2007-11-21 20:10:17 · 11 answers · asked by teena j 1 in Cancer

Find the largest positive integer n for which n! can be expressed as the product of n-3 consecutive positive integers. For example 6! can factorial can be expressed as the product of 6-3 = 3 positive integers, namely 8, 9, and 10 (6! = 8*9*10).

Source: 1990 AIME #11

2007-11-21 20:10:02 · 4 answers · asked by absird 5 in Mathematics

Lol......world cup qualifiers and all.....would love to get them in our group!!!!

2007-11-21 20:10:01 · 28 answers · asked by Chav Princess 7 in Scottish Football

2007-11-21 20:09:51 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-21 20:09:48 · 12 answers · asked by foxfoxcar 1 in Anthropology

had it not been for his g/f making out the thing with cerys was more than it was ,could he have been crowned the king ,this year ?

2007-11-21 20:09:48 · 20 answers · asked by ♥BEX♥ 7 in Reality Television

I got engaged to her 5 month earlier. I like her a lot ever though it was a arrange marriage. We use to talk on the phone from then since. I got affectioned to her. i used to call her everyday. but suddendly i felt like she likes some one else from her place. She use to praise him. She once said me she wanted to marry that guy but she wasnt talked about him to her parents. i felt she never liked me. she is going to marry me mere under her parents pressure because she dont want to hurt them. but i feel hurted. how can you marry someone who dont likes you? who has someone else in her heart? I love her a lot. what should i do? I wanted to leave her but my heart says no?
what should i do?

2007-11-21 20:09:41 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

how do u do it

2007-11-21 20:09:11 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Video & Online Games

I'm organising a casino event for my department (around 150 employees), we could hire a casino company to come in and organize everything, but this would cost over £700. Alternatively we could use existing casino tables that we have access too, and some volunteer employees could be the croupiers. Would a couple of hours practice be sufficient for a croupier to learn the ropes and be reasonably profficient?

2007-11-21 20:09:06 · 3 answers · asked by pantocool 1 in Gambling

i know her parents are fine with me as long as im muslim. and i love her to death and i would do anything to be with her. but my family doesnt approve of me converting. im columbian and she's pakistani. but if i had to pick b/w my parents or her, i'd pick her.

2007-11-21 20:08:19 · 21 answers · asked by ... 1 in Religion & Spirituality

So I just got a new video card and now whenever i play any type of video game the computer gives me the blue screen of death.

Otherwise the computer acts normally.

winxpsp2
2gb ram
amd x2 64
soundblaster

I am thinking its ram, but not sure. could it be the ram on the motherboard or the graphic card?

2007-11-21 20:08:17 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Desktops

If you want to buy a game does it go straight to the computer or do they deliver it to you? And how much space does a Ps1 title take up?

2007-11-21 20:08:10 · 2 answers · asked by ? 3 in PlayStation

i just got a argentine tegu its still small i have it in a 55 gal long tank how long can it stay in there for?

please help

2007-11-21 20:08:10 · 2 answers · asked by ar15olen 2 in Reptiles

2007-11-21 20:07:42 · 12 answers · asked by Ashley 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-21 20:07:13 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Decorating & Remodeling

As cell towers are being put up at a rapid pace, residents who do not even know about them are suddenly having health problems. They compare notes with neighbours and realize it is indeed the cell phone radiation emitting 24/7. Some areas were able to remove the antenna and their health returned.

2007-11-21 20:07:02 · 1 answers · asked by wildernesss 1 in Other - Diseases

2007-11-21 20:06:25 · 11 answers · asked by CJ 1 in Current Events

2007-11-21 20:06:09 · 22 answers · asked by carl 4 in Religion & Spirituality

Which one leads to Moksha

2007-11-21 20:05:32 · 10 answers · asked by ۞Aum۞ 7 in Religion & Spirituality

Hi,
I am in really sad situation. I met this man 1 year ago, he was married but his marriage was going nowhere. He was trying to make this woman happy for 20 years but they both felt miserable together. He left his wife and after a while we start living together (10 moths till now). We really love each other we have a great time, we fit together, it were 9 moths of full happiness. Recently he start hesitating if he did the right thing, he is missing his home, his child, the family life. So he says he loves me very much but at the same time he might want to go back and try with his wife again (the divorce hasn't finished yet) although he says he doesn't love her. I don't know what to do, what to say. It's a nightmare... We are crying all the time, he is really confused, me too. He says his wife has changed and may be they will work it out, at the same time he has a great relationship with me.

Anyway, one advice form me - do not fall in love with married person...

2007-11-21 20:05:27 · 14 answers · asked by rallka 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-11-21 20:05:23 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I did not have this problem with URGE and I am really getting pissed. Also, I can not figure out how to make individual playlists on Rhapsody. With URGE I could save my music right to my Media Player. My son and I have almost 2000 songs on one running list. Has anyone one else had this problem? Any suggestions?

2007-11-21 20:05:13 · 1 answers · asked by valleygirl62122 1 in Music & Music Players

2007-11-21 20:04:41 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-21 20:04:06 · 11 answers · asked by carl 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-21 20:03:58 · 2 answers · asked by swingly k 1 in Other - Diseases