All categories - 19 November 2007

Olympic Condoms

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.

"Olympic condoms?" she asks, "What makes them so special?"

"There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."

"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily.

"Gold of course," says the man proudly.

The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!"

Bra Types

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife"

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man. "There is more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras," replied the salesclerk. Confused, the man asked what were the types. The saleslady replied "The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?" Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference between them?" The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills.

2007-11-19 00:51:13 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

THAT WASN'T FUNNY !!!

2007-11-19 00:50:48 · 18 answers · asked by ............... 6 in Polls & Surveys

The alternator snapped off as we were driving down the road in my 1998 Olds Cutlass. The bracket that holds it in place actually snapped in half. After it was fixed the car started jerking while shifting through gears. The transmission was checked and is good (boot was replaced). No one can figure out what the problem could be. One technician said he thought a couple of wires might have been crossed but he wasn't sure? Does anybody have any idea what it could be? Also, since the alternator was fixed, the anti-theft system has been locking me out of the car and preventing me from starting it at times. Could these problems be related? Is there any way to disable the anti-theft system on my car? The check engine light has not gone off since the alternator was fixed either. The tech who ran the code said nothing came up as wrong.
I asked this question before and everyone said to go to Autozone, but the "local" Autozone is about 150 miles away.

2007-11-19 00:50:46 · 4 answers · asked by Marissa1982 3 in Maintenance & Repairs

It seems like ALL humanity does nowadays is spend money, work, have agendas, bicker with each other, spend their whole lives pursuing material things, sex, being conniving, lying, backstabbing, annoying, negative to a degree, lost (meaning they're not working towards any noble or God's will, but rather their own), and most importantly without God?

Now, even if you don't BELIEVE in God, which is VERY easy in this world, believe me lol, I know, you have to admit that humanity is going about life wrong. Yes this is a generalization, and yes there are some awesome people out there, but in large, the majority is flawed, the system is flawed, the way we go about this life is flawed, and we've generally managed to somehow screw this life up.

Is it just me who sees this? I mean, I really hope I get some answers which agree with what I'm saying, because I just don't see how anyone over the age of lets say 26, where I am now, and with a brain who went through SOME life experience cant see.

2007-11-19 00:50:44 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

It airs tomorrow. Can you imagine being at one of her holiday favorite things shows where everybody in the audience gets all that stuff? I realize she doesn't personally pay for all of it, but imagine what you'd get. Even if you didn't use all of it, you'd have some nice things to give away or donate.

2007-11-19 00:50:35 · 11 answers · asked by Lady G 6 in Senior Citizens

I heard they are even made by the same people!

2007-11-19 00:50:11 · 13 answers · asked by I don't know 2 in Other - Food & Drink

Do you believe that the designer was perfect?Do you believe that we were originally designed with pheromone systems for a reason that we don't need anymore?Couldn't the design have been better;such as putting chloroplasts in our skin for us to eat and sunbathe at the same time?
Basically why would intelligent design come up with such an imperfect product?

2007-11-19 00:50:10 · 15 answers · asked by Cotton Wool Ninja 6 in Religion & Spirituality

One of the most gruesome deaths. And GOD is OK with this?

2007-11-19 00:49:52 · 12 answers · asked by GenO 1 in Religion & Spirituality

With thanksgiving comin around. I would think this would be a joy to view what everyone's thankful for. For what God has done for each and every life. Happy Thanksgiving To All!

DON'T FORGET TO EAT SUM GOOOOODDD TURKEY haha!

2007-11-19 00:49:48 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Thanksgiving

They have been together almost as long as I've been alive. They are happy together and very much in love with 4 beautifull children(all his) and are best friends, they do everything and go everywhere together. I'm not married but I have a very beautiful companion and I'm not willing to share her.

I've heard people bash this type of lifestyle and I can imagine it has its disadvantages.

Is it possible to remove sex as a divorce causing factor in a relationship?

What's your opinion?

2007-11-19 00:49:42 · 12 answers · asked by Tall Chicky 4 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-11-19 00:49:36 · 3 answers · asked by diamond_kursed 4 in Economics

2007-11-19 00:49:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why isn't it here... where I live... in the north west! good ol' Lancashire.

2007-11-19 00:49:20 · 39 answers · asked by tera_the_giga_dragon_bytes 3 in Weather

When someone close to you is depressed and won't tell you what is the problem, what do I do? He is prone to depression but this is the first one he has had since he has been with me. We have been together for years. We have just moved in together. I feel that because my family are overbearing and strict with me it is partly my fault he is depressed even though he says it isn't. What can I do to help him and to stop myself from getting down as well?

2007-11-19 00:49:09 · 11 answers · asked by Different 2 in Mental Health

and how many of you lie about it?

2007-11-19 00:49:07 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 00:48:50 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

1. Wearing my underwear as a hat and trying to sell my used socks at the grocery store.
2. Dragging my asss across the lobby carpet at the Holiday Inn and leaving a trail.
3. Throwing Cheetos at the bank teller while singing "Born in the USA"
4. Smacking my bare belly with a cooked burrito at the gas station entrance.

2007-11-19 00:48:47 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i'm not wearing any underwear

2007-11-19 00:48:45 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 00:48:43 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comedy

include God in most of the government documents of their time? Why couldn't they grasp the concept of Separation of Church and state? Were they mentally challenged? or are those of today who insist on the concept of Separation of Church and state mentally challenged?

Signed by Washington on October 3, 1789 and entitled "General Thanksgiving," the decree appointed the day "to be observed by acknowledging with grateful hearts the many and signal favors of Almighty God."
Preamble to the Declaration of independence
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness

2007-11-19 00:48:41 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

IMASEOCONTEST - What is the reason a website banned from Google ? How to get it back to the list ? http://imaseocontest-seo.blogspot.com

2007-11-19 00:48:34 · 2 answers · asked by IMASEOCONTEST 1 in Search Engine Optimization

My aunt was recently doing some renovations in her home, which is quite old. When they ripped out part of the one wall by the bathroom, they found a pristime 1930 Canadian wheat back penny. Besides face value, does this coin have any value to a collector? I have not seen the coin in person, but she said it has a lot of shine to it like a brand new coin. Any info is appreciated.

2007-11-19 00:48:19 · 7 answers · asked by terse 3 in Hobbies & Crafts

also state ur measurements if possible

2007-11-19 00:48:15 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

"i guess i wanted something new in my life
a new key to fit a new door
to wake and see a different view in my life
the one i've been waiting for

dreams like everyone i've had a few in my life
who knew that this one would come true in my lfe
i knew the moment when you touched me
you touched me

you're like a sudden breeze that blew in my life
a new face, a new smile, new song
and now i know i wanted you in my life all along"

Hah.... I'm listening to that song right now.. (Something New In My Life by Stephen Bishop). I'd probably want a new car but I'm too young, so that can't be done. :)

2007-11-19 00:48:07 · 10 answers · asked by J 5 in Polls & Surveys

I would like it if it has picture. something she will enjoy looking at.

2007-11-19 00:47:48 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Garden & Landscape

he only sems too spray on clothes (my livin girlfriends stuff )

2007-11-19 00:47:46 · 12 answers · asked by dman 1 in Cats

I need a good cornbread oyster dressing recipe. I can make good cornbread dressing but I want to do something different this year. I am going to make a small pan since everyone might not like oyster dressing. Please share your favorite recipe and not something that you found on a cooking site. I want a true tested recipe. Thank you .

2007-11-19 00:47:45 · 4 answers · asked by nanaofthree 4 in Cooking & Recipes

I know two; Rambo and Bandits.

Any more?

2007-11-19 00:47:44 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Hi there...recently my boyfriend had a car accident, were he hit his head quite serverly.
He has now come round a bit but still cant speak as he still has a trackie in.
The probelm is when i go and visit him he knows who i am and remembers old times, but the next day when i come back and ask him if he remembers me being there yesterday he shakes his head in a no response.
Is this Normal in head trauma patients, or will he always be like this?!
Worried!!
Thanks in advance for any responses!!;)

2007-11-19 00:47:31 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

2007-11-19 00:47:21 · 1 answers · asked by dhirendra s 1 in Corporations