1. Wearing my underwear as a hat and trying to sell my used socks at the grocery store.
2. Dragging my asss across the lobby carpet at the Holiday Inn and leaving a trail.
3. Throwing Cheetos at the bank teller while singing "Born in the USA"
4. Smacking my bare belly with a cooked burrito at the gas station entrance.
2007-11-19 00:48:47 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'm gonna have to go with #2 on this one Buk. I can't tell you how many times I have had to find another motel to sleep in because of poo lines on the carpet.
2007-11-19 00:55:24 · answer #1 · answered by Leepal 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
2 Dragging my asss across the lobby carpet at the Holiday Inn and leaving a trail.
my personal fav
2007-11-19 00:55:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Think big! Draq your *** across the lobby carpet of the HILTON and leave a trail. Those snooty hotels hate people messing up their lobbies.
Go to the Marriott and try to set up your tent made of old newspapers in their lobby and see how fast you get attention. Better yet, go up to the rich matrons and ask if you can live in their suite's bathroom. If they say "no" then ask if the closet would be OK. IF they say no again, tell them you'll settle for under their bed.
2007-11-19 01:58:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can you do 4 simultaneously with 2 at the Holiday Inn? That will do it.
2007-11-19 00:54:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
you haven't any longer any good to interrupt into somebody else's abode, even with your relationship to the owner of a house. The proprietor of a house has a incredible to take care of against an interloper. Breaking in isn't the thank you to retrieve your stuff. we've small claims and civil courts for that. with out each and every of the information, we can't be sure in case you would be discovered accountable. What does your criminal expert think of will take place?
2016-09-29 12:30:58 · answer #5 · answered by jensen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a toss-up between #1 and #2. Someone tried #1 at Kroger yesterday. It worked for him. I was at the Holiday Inn & saw a trail. It didn't dawn on me that it might be yours. Looks like you got away with it!
2007-11-19 00:58:35 · answer #6 · answered by rat racer 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Clearly 3. It would brand you as a militia nut, you'd never be heard from again.
1. Would get you, your own Japanese reality TV show.
2. The PETA people would hold a candlelight vigil for you release.
4. Just might solve the gas price crisis.
2007-11-19 01:23:50 · answer #7 · answered by Judge Roy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my order would be 2, 3, 4, 1
2007-11-19 00:54:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
4 wont work . I have witness this and people just dont care. However , I think 2 would be the one I would try.
You could always do some "2 girls 1 cup" type of seen right outside the Baskin Robbins...?
2007-11-19 02:41:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. That's not the way to get there the quickest. Me thinks a nice crowded cell would come first, if by sheer luck you can avoid visit to emergency room and CNN and things like that. But I do think that number 1 shows class.
2007-11-19 02:22:48 · answer #10 · answered by Michael A 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋