Olympic Condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.
"Olympic condoms?" she asks, "What makes them so special?"
"There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."
"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily.
"Gold of course," says the man proudly.
The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!"
Bra Types
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife"
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man. "There is more than one type?"
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras," replied the salesclerk. Confused, the man asked what were the types. The saleslady replied "The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?" Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference between them?" The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills.
2007-11-19 00:51:13 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha very good. shame my bras all have to be of the salvation army variety!!
2007-11-19 00:57:24 · answer #1 · answered by monkeynuts 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! Even I was about to say that the first one is really good, I went through the second and found out that there cannot be a greater joke anywhere.
While the first tells a fact of life, the second one has analysed facts on merits and put it forward to a cross section of the society.
To sum up, both are fine jokes.
2007-11-19 02:52:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-19 01:21:43 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
guy you may desire to calm down! like i'd desire to b bothered to study all that! write a blond humorous tale e book or some thing as you look to have a element for them! and blond jokes ain't humorous i dont think of, i did study a pair and..... not something! not even a curve of the lips!
2016-10-02 00:01:36 · answer #4 · answered by parson 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard the bra one...cute
2007-11-19 02:19:45 · answer #5 · answered by Marie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didnt find those jokes funny whats a condom?whats a baptist?and what is salvation army.im a staunch catholic ???
2007-11-19 06:06:49 · answer #6 · answered by alanblakebfc 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha
2007-11-19 03:13:31 · answer #7 · answered by Kerry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny marra
2007-11-19 07:16:40 · answer #8 · answered by SPUDULIKE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-19 04:17:15 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-19 01:25:01 · answer #10 · answered by dac0_7 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋