All categories - 12 November 2007

2007-11-12 02:35:59 · 15 answers · asked by futureman 1 in Men's Health

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer.
They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering.
Finally God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job."
So down Satan and Jesus sat at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent e-mail. They sent out e-mail with attachments. They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job. But ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured and, of course, the electricity went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers.

2007-11-12 02:35:54 · 14 answers · asked by . 6 in Jokes & Riddles

All nations African, Chinese, Europeans, etc have traditional fairy stories. These stories were there before organised religion and before these people met, surely it is more realistic to believe in faries as they all knew about them, than a god which non of them had heared of until they were told.

2007-11-12 02:35:44 · 16 answers · asked by nkcliff 3 in Religion & Spirituality

I am not good at it and I want soooo much to win for once!!!
No?? Let me hear why!!!!

2007-11-12 02:35:20 · 27 answers · asked by Alice in Wonderbra 7 in Polls & Surveys

LOL - I just asked one of these sorts a few minutes ago and thought it was amusing how I worded it after I looked at it again.

I drank too much coffee this AM and my brain is set to "stun"

Historical note: this is the first Star Trek reference I have EVER made, for those keeping track ;-)

2007-11-12 02:35:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-12 02:34:48 · 2 answers · asked by cazza 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-11-12 02:34:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baseball

Has anyone got any meals ideas, that are quick to make for a 1 year old baby. He like to feed himself.
Thank you

2007-11-12 02:34:28 · 10 answers · asked by smile2082uk 2 in Toddler & Preschooler

Ok, im just curious, because there is no way that you could be up at 9 am just to be on R&S.

are you
a.) at work, doing this behind your bosses back.
b.) at school, and therefore under 17, or sorrowfully, under 21
c.) SOMEHOW doing this through some other outlet i have yet to think of.
and if this is true for those, GET BACK TO WORK!

2007-11-12 02:34:24 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

more then the sin of disobedience to God????

Example the spilling of his seed on the ground <> God told him to get her pregnant & he did not do so <> this was the sin <> act of sex its self!

2007-11-12 02:34:08 · 14 answers · asked by villhelm 3 in Religion & Spirituality

I agree with Woody Allen, "I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens."

Are you afraid of dying?

2007-11-12 02:34:03 · 74 answers · asked by Miz D 6 in Senior Citizens

I know this is a stupid question!!!!

2007-11-12 02:33:55 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

2007-11-12 02:33:54 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who would it be??

I would have to say my co worker rite now.... shes asking me 10000000 things about my weekend and all and its annoying the heck outta me!! :(

2007-11-12 02:33:54 · 29 answers · asked by chi_twnchica 3 in Polls & Surveys

the car will start with a jump but as soon as i turn on the headlights the car stalls. I got my Battery and alternator tested at Pep Boys and they both passed. what could be the problem?

2007-11-12 02:33:50 · 4 answers · asked by dragon_spirit_2003 2 in Chevrolet

i have no idea how to do them. could someone please help me with them and explain me how to do it?

a) integral x^15 dx

b) integral 2^x dx

c) integral (t^3 + 2t - 3)dt

d) integral (x - 1)(x + 2)dx

2007-11-12 02:33:28 · 2 answers · asked by Mathema-what?! 1 in Mathematics

2007-11-12 02:33:14 · 3 answers · asked by asdfasdffdas 1 in Words & Wordplay

I noticed this forum is called " Religion and Spirituality", why is 90% of the conversation about Christianity?

2007-11-12 02:33:09 · 16 answers · asked by David 2 in Religion & Spirituality

please tell me is shall b highly thanksful .

2007-11-12 02:32:45 · 3 answers · asked by mak 1 in Security

Pop, Rock n Roll, Blues, Jazz, Big Band,Commercials, Jingles, any one song you can think of.

2007-11-12 02:32:24 · 16 answers · asked by nickyboy666 2 in Other - Music

I think they would have a positive affect since OVER 75% of Americans are Christian.

Any thoughts?

2007-11-12 02:32:22 · 17 answers · asked by mom2jjorion 4 in Religion & Spirituality

has any body seen this movie...chk it out on googl or youtube

2007-11-12 02:32:20 · 7 answers · asked by what's up 2 in Other - Politics & Government

I have to use the chain rule to obtain the total derivative w.r.t. t

a) f(x,y) = x + y^2 ...when x = t^2 and y = t^3

b) f(x,y) = xlny + ylnx ...when x = t + 1 and y = lnt

any help on this is appreciated.

2007-11-12 02:31:49 · 1 answers · asked by Mathema-what?! 1 in Mathematics

2007-11-12 02:31:31 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

If you had your choice

2007-11-12 02:31:31 · 16 answers · asked by KD 5 in Polls & Surveys

Kill those who are not Christian or Jewish:
You must kill those who worship another god. Exodus 22:20
Kill any friends or family that worship a god that is different than your own. Deuteronomy 13:6-10
Kill all the inhabitants of any city where you find people that worship differently than you. Deuteronomy 13:12-16
Kill everyone who has religious views that are different than your own. Deuteronomy 17:2-7
Kill anyone who refuses to listen to a priest. Deuteronomy 17:12-13
Kill any false prophets. Deuteronomy 18:20
Any city that doesn’t receive the followers of Jesus will be destroyed in a manner even more savage than that of Sodom and Gomorrah. Mark 6:11
Jude reminds us that God destroys those who don’t believe in him. Jude 5

Ignorance is bliss. Christians should not practice free inquiry nor socialize with non Christians:
Don’t associate with non-Christians. Don’t receive them into your house or even exchange greeting with them. 2 John 1:10
Shun those who disagree with your religious views. Romans 16:17
Paul, knowing that their faith would crumble if subjected to free and critical inquiry, tells his followers to avoid philosophy. Colossians 2:8

Judge other religions for not following Christ:
Whoever denies “that Jesus is the Christ” is a liar and an anti-Christ. 1 John 2:22
Christians are “of God;” everyone else is wicked. 1 John 5:19
The non-Christian is “a deceiver and an anti-Christ” 2 John 1:7
Anyone who doesn’t share Paul’s beliefs has “an evil heart.” Hebrews 3:12
False Jews are members of “the synagogue of Satan.” Revelations 2:9, 3:9

Here are my two personal favorites:
Everyone will have to worship Jesus -- whether they want to or not. Philippians 2:10
A Christian can not be accused of any wrongdoing. Romans 8:33

2007-11-12 02:31:21 · 17 answers · asked by Furqaan 3 in Religion & Spirituality

Vietnam ended in defeat. Iraq is headed that way?

2007-11-12 02:31:20 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

Mine is Big Headed Bunny...lmao....his avatar is so cute!

2007-11-12 02:31:16 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

They now have no smoking in bars in Minnesota where I live, they are trying to make it illegal to smoke in your own apartment here now. They are talking about raising taxes on tobacco to pay for the new health care bill that just got passed. Isn't it time for a million smoker march on D.C. to smoke Congress, The Senate and House out? Why do the non-smokers have to be like the christians who force their beliefs on everyone?

2007-11-12 02:31:11 · 13 answers · asked by davidaronis2000 2 in Law & Ethics