Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer.
They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering.
Finally God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job."
So down Satan and Jesus sat at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent e-mail. They sent out e-mail with attachments. They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job. But ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured and, of course, the electricity went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers.
2007-11-12 02:35:54 · 14 answers · asked by . 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Satan started searching frantically, screaming "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became irate.
"Wait! He cheated, how did he do it?"
God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves"
2007-11-12 02:36:13 · update #1
hahaha loved this one hun, thx for sharing it and giving me a good chuckle today. keep em coming!. Here's a star from me to you.
2007-11-12 02:46:04 · answer #1 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
SIGN
in a window of an Arab-owned USA business...
"WE WOULD RATHER
DO BUSINESS WITH
1000 ALQAEDA TERRORISTS
THAN WITH ONE SINGLE AMERICAN"
This sign was prominently displayed in the window of an actual business in Philadelphia.
You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement.
However, Americans are a society which holds "Freedom of Speech" as the greatest liberty.
And after all, it is just a sign.
Right?!?
You may ask what kind of business would dare post such a sign in public??? Have you guessed the answer? A Funeral Home.
(Who said morticians had no sense of humor?)
You gotta love it!!!
GOD Bless America
2007-11-12 02:46:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I'm not the religous type. Usually when I read a religous joke, someone spreads gods name in such vanity I've never even heard of, but you...You managed to make a religous joke cute AND Funny for an athiest. Good Job! Wish I could give ya more stars then one.
2007-11-12 03:22:43 · answer #3 · answered by Ripsi W 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sorry but thats not good. I was waiting for a great laugh out loud punchline. In stead I went...awwww
2007-11-12 02:40:37 · answer #4 · answered by joe m 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Love it
2007-11-12 04:42:59 · answer #5 · answered by Tickle me emo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha! Cute! You get a star!
2007-11-12 02:40:12 · answer #6 · answered by Blue Oyster Kel 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was funny. not a real thigh slapper but it was funny.
2007-11-12 03:09:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha i like it! i posted it as a myspace bulletin...thanks :)
2007-11-12 03:43:29 · answer #8 · answered by Boo Bear 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
it's okay, but still star worthy.
2007-11-12 02:46:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol it made me giggle
2007-11-12 02:40:07 · answer #10 · answered by hipdents and carmel pudding 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋