The Wedding Night Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon,
so they go back to Fred’s parent’s home for their first night
together. In the morning Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets
up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school,
he asks his Mum if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No".
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His Mum replies, "I don't want to hear what
you think! Just go to school." Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his Mum, "Are
Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His Mum replies, "Never mind what you think!
Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are
Fred and Mary up yet?" His Mum says, "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His Mum replies, "Ok, do tell me what you think?"
He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave
him my airplane glue."
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2007-11-04
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