so a guy goes to a bar. he arounds a beer. he looks around, and sees a HUGE pile of cash on the table, so he tries to brag some and make a run for it. the bartneder catches him and says, "the only way to win that money is to do the 3 impossible tasks." the guy says, "alright, what do i do?" the bartender says, "first, you got to drink 30 beers, without puking. second, there is a rabid dog out back with a loose tooth. pull the tooth out and bring it to me for proof. finally, there is a girl upstairs who just cant be satisfied, if ya know what i mean, and you have to satisfy her." so the guy drinks 30 beers easy. but he is so drunk. the bartender leads him outside, and you hear some ear-shattering barks and wolfs. its just painful! the guy comes in sighing deeply ready for the next task. and says:
"where's the lady with the loose tooth?"
it takes a while to get it. :-) ROFLOL LMAO
2007-10-27
18:05:32
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