so a guy goes to a bar. he arounds a beer. he looks around, and sees a HUGE pile of cash on the table, so he tries to brag some and make a run for it. the bartneder catches him and says, "the only way to win that money is to do the 3 impossible tasks." the guy says, "alright, what do i do?" the bartender says, "first, you got to drink 30 beers, without puking. second, there is a rabid dog out back with a loose tooth. pull the tooth out and bring it to me for proof. finally, there is a girl upstairs who just cant be satisfied, if ya know what i mean, and you have to satisfy her." so the guy drinks 30 beers easy. but he is so drunk. the bartender leads him outside, and you hear some ear-shattering barks and wolfs. its just painful! the guy comes in sighing deeply ready for the next task. and says:
"where's the lady with the loose tooth?"
it takes a while to get it. :-) ROFLOL LMAO
2007-10-27 18:05:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg that is hilarious ahhahahahahhahhhahhahahahahhahaa
u should hear some of my jokes they are like that too
that is funny
2007-10-27 18:17:33 · answer #1 · answered by haha123 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
On a scale of 1-10: solid 5. You lost points for a weak delivery.
No star for you, but keep trying.
2007-10-28 01:22:12 · answer #2 · answered by Cappo359 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good for a grin, bit I heard it before with the initiation of a new worker in Alaska, killing a polar bear with his bare hands, and an Eskimo woman-- "Where's that Eskimo woman you want me to kill?"
2007-10-28 05:12:58 · answer #3 · answered by gamblin man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, no, I got it right away! I really liked it. I just didn't get that last part the "ROFLOL LMAO", but the joke was FUNNY!
2007-10-28 01:24:07 · answer #4 · answered by Johnny Lovegood 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
oh my poor doggy! damn very drunk! Ha ha bad order of tasks though!
2007-10-28 01:34:58 · answer #5 · answered by cheburashka_lovah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As I read your joke . . . I expect something to come out
. . lol . . it is different. .!
good joke
2007-10-28 05:11:35 · answer #6 · answered by CPUcate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG its funny
2007-10-28 01:22:19 · answer #7 · answered by Nicole 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hmmph... it was good. Got it right away... but good. Bling!
2007-10-28 01:42:15 · answer #8 · answered by septicalfrogs 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha good joke
2007-10-28 01:32:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is funny.
2007-10-28 01:24:13 · answer #10 · answered by mikk 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋