All categories - 19 October 2007

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the
Man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the
Husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body
Because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate
Some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body
That the doctor felt was suitable would have to come
From her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they
would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they
requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After
All, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was
completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face.
He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his
Friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful
Beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was
overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear,
I just want to tha nk you for everything you did for me.
How can I possibly repay you?"
"My darling," she replied,
"I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother
kiss you on the cheek."

2007-10-19 16:10:24 · 10 answers · asked by Sparkles 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-19 16:10:21 · 2 answers · asked by andy m 1 in Singles & Dating

How do you tighten the pipe coming out of the wall so that when you move it with your hand, the pipe won't move?

The pipe is coming out horizontally, so pipe straps probably won't work, do you use glue, cement, stucco or ?

Thanks

2007-10-19 16:10:18 · 7 answers · asked by Yan 1 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

2007-10-19 16:10:09 · 13 answers · asked by Kenneth 1 in Cooking & Recipes

2007-10-19 16:10:07 · 6 answers · asked by totong 1 in Credit

What happen if a company like Rooms To Go gave a credit of $ 6,000 at 80 year old man and after 5 months he dies.

2007-10-19 16:10:06 · 5 answers · asked by angel 1 in Credit

First of all, I want only people who experience this situation before to answer this.

One of the neighbor is kinda like a latin thug. Sometimes he had all these 10-15 thugs hangout right out ide of my house. I live with my family and we're Chinese. The part which worried me even more is that they kept checking out my little sister and calling her "sexy, come here". She's worried too.

We're afraid something might happen to us if we call the security guard around our area. Besides, the security intentionlly doesn't do anything. He just kept telling my family it's legal for people to make gather around and make noises as long it's not midnight. It's the "policy." And we can't just move, it takes time and money.

I thought about calling the police but what if they retaliate or something. For people who faced similar situations, what should I do? I really don't know.

2007-10-19 16:09:45 · 7 answers · asked by fainty 1 in Law & Ethics

back in Roman times you would have the emperor fight in the battles should we have our president go to the front lines too

2007-10-19 16:09:43 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

I'm making a list of scary movies to watch next week.Which of these classics is better?Give me your opinions.

2007-10-19 16:09:42 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

In general, I think the info that says sex is very close 2 the top of the list of men's needs & right alongside of that is that the woman is supposed to try real hard to look good 4 the man. This SEEMS so so shallow to me because as a female human I'd like to be valued for who I am, but I know I only see it from a female's point of view. I feel people should be appreicated for the "inside of the cookie" for in a marriage, what is it that really makes it last ?/ I know there has to be love & affection, but if men so strongly desire a good looking woman who is sexy, is that all it takes for a good marriage ? In my mind's eye, in relationships in general & love relationships, why is looks & sex so important or it seems to be like 98% important when isn't it a good hearted, loving, well rounded person that usually makes a relationship work ? i am not at all against sex, but ? men, help ?

2007-10-19 16:09:39 · 6 answers · asked by I Love Jesus 5 in Marriage & Divorce

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2007-10-19 16:09:32 · 30 answers · asked by sunflower_girlie 3 in Polls & Surveys

Thanks for all the answers. Have a great day!

2007-10-19 16:09:29 · 15 answers · asked by Third P 6 in Philosophy

i was with my friends one day and since we were bored, we made an "imposter profile" making fun of one of the juniors at our high school. it was meant to be a joke only we were going to see but one of my friends started leaving comments on our schoolmates pages. pretty soon there were comments, calling people c**ts. pretty soon, one of the schoolmates showed this to the principal. there was speculation as of who made it for a while. I tried to delete it but for some reason, myspace wouldnt delete them. they then got someone to track the IP address to my house (Of course my computer was used to create the profile) I need some advice on what to do. i dont wanna be blamed for the whole thing since i was only a small part of it. my schools small so it wasnt that great of an idea to start it anyway. I doubt ill get into that much trouble at school, the most that'll happen is me and the other kids will get dirty looks for the rest of the year. (Im a freshman btw)

2007-10-19 16:09:16 · 4 answers · asked by DCco. 1 in MySpace

Does it really matter whether a given religion is "true" or not? Does it matter whether its mythology is literal history or allegory or outright falsehood? Does that make the experience of the practitioners of that religion less real, less valid? Wasn't every religion "made up" by someone at some point? But doesn't every religion touch on some deep spiritual truth that transcends all religions? In that way, aren't they all true?

2007-10-19 16:09:14 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

By the Way, you would have to sing to a full house or wash
a ton of dishes.

2007-10-19 16:08:18 · 23 answers · asked by nemesis 5 in Polls & Surveys

I want to lose about 46 pounds by the leap year day which is Feb. 29, 2008 because I'm borderline overweight. Can I accomplish this if I stick to my diet/exercise regimen?

2007-10-19 16:08:05 · 4 answers · asked by dancingpuppy 2 in Diet & Fitness

what are some good movies to watch with grandma
(im 16 and shes 53)

2007-10-19 16:08:04 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

you don't need to see the face. you know who it is just by the voice.

2007-10-19 16:07:56 · 12 answers · asked by § § uɐʎɹ § § 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-19 16:07:46 · 2 answers · asked by crazy kid 1 in Books & Authors

i'm sick and tired of my parents. i don't want to go into the whole story cause that would take too long but just tell me how i can do this

2007-10-19 16:07:35 · 7 answers · asked by Dmel 4 in Family

Joe Torre or any of the current candidates running for President?

2007-10-19 16:07:35 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

consider what kant says about autonomy would he legalize cannabis why or why not?

2007-10-19 16:07:34 · 8 answers · asked by BiologyQuestions 3 in Law & Ethics

hi,
i was just wondering what fashion is in style.
pics can help and what would you prefer to wear is in!!

please if you can show pics!!
thanx!!!
=d

2007-10-19 16:07:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

some people are struggling to reduce their body weight.Most of them failed to find a correct remedy to reduce their body weight.

2007-10-19 16:07:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

i really like him almost love..but im rely confused.. please help me.

2007-10-19 16:07:31 · 7 answers · asked by whitney b 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-10-19 16:07:13 · 3 answers · asked by theedave17 1 in Radio

Can you break down the belief of Catholics? What do they believe? What are their practices? How often do they have to confess? What is a hail mary? What is mass? I know absolutely nothing about it and I was interested in it.

For the record, I am a Christian (pentecostal Holiness).

2007-10-19 16:07:11 · 11 answers · asked by Baby#1 due Oct. 27 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-10-19 16:07:10 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Primary & Secondary Education

I want to have steady weightloss and keep it up. I was wondering what some good exercises are and what should I avoid eating. Serious answers only please. I dont have a lot of exercise equipment either. Thanks in advance.

2007-10-19 16:07:08 · 4 answers · asked by gothicragdolly 2 in Diet & Fitness

What step could be included in an experiment to show that a specific amount of water diffused into dialysis bag, besides weighting it?

2007-10-19 16:06:33 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Biology