A German guy approaches a prostitute, "I vish to buy sex vit you".
"OK" says the girl I charge £20, an hour.
"Ist good but i must varn you I am a little kinky "no problem" she replies, "I can do a little kinky".
So off they go to the girls flat, where the German produces four large bed springsand a duck caller "I vant you to put ze springs to each of your limbs"
The girl finds this most odd but complies fastening the springs to her hands and knees
"Now you vill get on your hands and knees,"
She duly does this, balancing on the springs
"You vil please blow zis vistle as I make love to you" she finds this odd but figures It's harmless, and the guy is paying.
The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller.
The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has recovered her breath to say
"That was totally amazing, what do you call that"
"Ah" says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique.
2007-10-19
22:51:48
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