A German guy approaches a prostitute, "I vish to buy sex vit you".
"OK" says the girl I charge £20, an hour.
"Ist good but i must varn you I am a little kinky "no problem" she replies, "I can do a little kinky".
So off they go to the girls flat, where the German produces four large bed springsand a duck caller "I vant you to put ze springs to each of your limbs"
The girl finds this most odd but complies fastening the springs to her hands and knees
"Now you vill get on your hands and knees,"
She duly does this, balancing on the springs
"You vil please blow zis vistle as I make love to you" she finds this odd but figures It's harmless, and the guy is paying.
The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller.
The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has recovered her breath to say
"That was totally amazing, what do you call that"
"Ah" says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique.
2007-10-19 22:51:48 · 17 answers · asked by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Guten Guten Tag`? minen laffenzie` das muchen`? so thats where you were yesterday` minen` Chuckenzie AUF`?
2007-10-19 23:06:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 16⤊ 0⤋
Never knew there was a " technique " like that! Something to think about if everything in the book false!!!....lol
2007-10-20 16:51:50 · answer #2 · answered by ~♥ Hazey Pazey ♥~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-20 00:27:47 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is a quacker of a joke, thankyou.
2007-10-20 02:17:18 · answer #4 · answered by joe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it. Must be a British thing.
2007-10-19 22:56:58 · answer #5 · answered by Jeff The God Of Biscuits 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-10-20 02:24:07 · answer #6 · answered by Ahwell 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it hahahaahaha
2007-10-20 01:39:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
YOU!
I am sooo telling everyone I meet this joke!
Well done!
:-)
2007-10-20 01:26:57 · answer #8 · answered by Snake Eyes 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like fun but i didn't get it!
2007-10-19 22:56:25 · answer #9 · answered by Mishell 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO good joke
2007-10-19 22:56:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋