Setting the Table
A certain man had invited the pastor and his wife for dinner, and it was little Johnny's job to set the table.
But when it came time to eat, Johnny's mother said with surprise, "Why didn't you give Mrs. Brown a knife and fork dear?"
"I didn't think I needed to," as everyone listened as Johnny explained,
"I heard Daddy say she eats like a horse."
Three Psychiatrists
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk.
"People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears," one says, "but we have no one to go to with our own problems."
"Since we're all professionals," another suggests, "why don't we hear each other out right now?"
They agreed this is a good idea. The first psychiatrist confesses, "I'm a compulsive shopper and deeply in debt, so I usually overbill my patients as often as I can."
2007-10-13
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