Setting the Table
A certain man had invited the pastor and his wife for dinner, and it was little Johnny's job to set the table.
But when it came time to eat, Johnny's mother said with surprise, "Why didn't you give Mrs. Brown a knife and fork dear?"
"I didn't think I needed to," as everyone listened as Johnny explained,
"I heard Daddy say she eats like a horse."
Three Psychiatrists
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk.
"People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears," one says, "but we have no one to go to with our own problems."
"Since we're all professionals," another suggests, "why don't we hear each other out right now?"
They agreed this is a good idea. The first psychiatrist confesses, "I'm a compulsive shopper and deeply in debt, so I usually overbill my patients as often as I can."
2007-10-13 14:48:52 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The second admits, "I have a drug problem that's out of control, and I frequently pressure my patients into buying illegal drugs for me."
The third psychiatrist says, "I know it's wrong, but no matter how hard I try, I just can't keep a secret."
2007-10-13 14:49:11 · update #1
Daddy eats like a horse LMAO. those are great.
2007-10-13 22:03:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-09 04:32:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1's pmsl 10/10 x
2007-10-13 20:32:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheee
heard 2nd one b 4
2007-10-14 01:04:38 · answer #4 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good
i like the first one better
=D
2007-10-13 14:53:32 · answer #5 · answered by Vanessa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well.. I thought they were gonna have over the catholic priest.. cause he never gets forked! :)
2007-10-13 22:46:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lovin the jokes...keep em commin!
2007-10-13 14:52:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-10-13 14:55:58 · answer #8 · answered by Sarah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol I loved the 2nd one!!
2007-10-13 14:56:05 · answer #9 · answered by candi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO. hilarious.
2007-10-13 14:54:06 · answer #10 · answered by CEE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋