Smart as a Brick
While a friend and I were visiting Annapolis, we noticed several students on their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand.
"What are they doing?" I asked our tour guide.
"Each year," he replied with a grin, "The upperclassmen ask the freshmen how many bricks it took to finish this courtyard."
"So what's the answer?" my friend asked him when we were out of earshot of the freshmen.
The guide replied simply, "One."
Speed Trap
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
"But officer," the man said, "I can explain..."
"Just be quiet," snapped the policeman, "or I'm going to let you cool off in jail until the chief gets back!"
"But officer, I just wanted to say...."
"And I said keep quiet! Now you're going to jail!"
2007-10-13
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