A man walks into a bar and sits down, noticing a very little man about a foot tall playing a tiny grand piano.
"That is amazing! How is that possible?" he questioned the bartender.
The bartender, poured the man a drink and said "Here, I rubbed the magic beer bottle and a genie popped out. He said he'd grant me one wish...and here this little guy is...playing away."
The man rubbed the bottle, and sure enough, a genie came out.
"I shall grant you any wish you want."
The man says "Wow...Ok. I wish I had a million bucks."
**POOF!!**
All of a sudden there are a million ducks everywhere!
The man says "What the hell? This isn't what I asked for!"
The bartender says, "Yeah, you're tellin me. You think I wished for a 12 inch pianist?"
2007-09-19
11:05:29
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