I was in the produce department (why does it always happen in the produce department?) when this cute young employee asked me if I was finding everything OK. I told him I needed to get some cheese. He took me to the other side of the store (I knew where the cheese was) and talked to me all the way. By the time we were there he wanted to know how old I was. I was 60 and he was 37! Then he told me he liked older women... I went home and told my husband. I thought it was pretty funny, but didn't go shopping there for a long time. He only lasted another month at that store. It sure made me feel good though!
2007-09-19 11:04:07 · 25 answers · asked by Granny 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
A couple of years ago (I was 58), our church went to Rockyhock, North Carolina to see a play...about one of the Bible women..can't remember which. The theater is in a small school house and the seats are very close together. The theater was fully dark and the only light was on the stage. The lady who was sitting next to me had her leg touching mine. No big deal, I thought. We had exchanged pleasentries before the play started. A few minutes after it had gotten VERY dark, I felt more pressure from her leg on mine. Then I felt her hand on my leg...and it inched up to my crotch where she cupped me ever so softly. My wife was sitting next to me and it was so dark I couldn't even see HER face (we were in the next to last row). The lady started carressing me and got me....erect. Finally, intermission came about and the lights came up. The lady looked at me and asked, "You enjoying this?" My wife piped up and said, "The actors ARE very good!" When the play started again, the lady continued her fondling of me. This continued throughout the play. She'd fondle, stop, fondle, stop. After the play was over, as we were waiting for the people in front to leave my wife and the 2 ladies were talking. The lady's friend looked at me and asked, "Did you enjoy the show?" and winked. They were both in on it! I have never told my wife...I'm too smart for that! No they were NOT model types, but regular looking mom types. Probably in their 40's, chubby.
2007-09-19 14:51:58 · answer #1 · answered by AmericanPatriot 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Gee, if we were to answer this question honestly, I am afraid it might sound as if we are bragging, ...????
I get hit on daily, period. I am in a position that women fill the store, and I have to ask some pretty personal questions if I am to help them successfully. I find it funny, I pay it no mind, and make sure that no one can be offended by the scene. I try to leave them laughing, and I usually do...no one gets feelings in an uproar that way.
I think we are all sexy, face it...we are all aging very gracefully considering only a few generations ago. There is still a lot of life left in all of us, and I suspect it shines through to those around us. Nothing is quite as sexy as a good brain, a fast comeback, and a quick flirt that is harmless. And I certainly leave all this to "harmless." (and by the way, no one is feeling anyone up at my place! Ain't gonna happen.)
Love and peace, Goldwing
2007-09-21 00:05:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
About a week ago the lady at the store, can't be more than thirty started chatting me up like I was her long lost beau. Followed me outside to wait for my ride. I was flattered, since I am 60. For a few minutes, I actually pondered whether I should invite her home. But at the last minute I scratched that idea.
2007-09-19 19:42:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Granny, it was a few months back. I was driving home from the hospital with my friend, Teresa. I was thinking about the long day and what the doctors had to say concerning my daughter, Cindy.
Out of my peripheral vision, I saw someone waving...it caught my attention. I came up to a busy intersection and saw that one was leaning out the car window, blowing me kisses! roflol!
Teresa said, look, he's blowing you kisses and they slowed down so that I could catch up. When I got close enough, I saw that they were young guys (very) and slowed so that we could not be beside them, in traffic as he was embarrassing me.
The first turn I came to, I took! LOL, I drove several miles out of the way just to get rid of two boys young enough to be my sons!
Yes, I was very grateful that these boys thought I was "flirtable" material! lol But, it felt strange to be flirted with in such a way! Made me feel a bit like Grandma gone wild and all I was doing was driving! lol
2007-09-19 22:10:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Granny...you little devil you....keep up the good work!
About 3 weeks ago I stopped and got gas. I was sitting in the car putting on lipstick when this handsome man ( maybe 45) was gassing up his car, looked over and said; " don't change a thing, you're a knockout." Well need I say I melted all the way down to the floorboard I was so flattered. But with my composure in tact, ( ha) I said " thank you." Doesn't it feel good when someone flirts a little?
slk, you never let me down, I couldn't stop laughing. You're so cute and funny.
2007-09-19 19:26:12 · answer #5 · answered by Eve 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yesterday actually, I was in the hospital waiting to see my Doctor and this older guy kept looking at me and laughing. I was watching a movie on my iPod and was not particularly interested as I was in the hospital. For 20 or so minutes this went on until I finally asked what the hell is so funny. He looked stunned and then explained how he was thought I was oh so beautiful and wanted to get to know me better. Had to let him down and explain I was in a relationship.
2007-09-19 19:36:31 · answer #6 · answered by ♥PirplePashn♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is cute I have not been hit on in many years and to be honest I like it that way. By the way the staff at a store should not be hitting on anybody that is against company policy.
2007-09-20 09:09:56 · answer #7 · answered by encourager4God 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At the pharmacy at Walmart. However, the man was blind...must have been my shining personality showing through
I did see this really cute policeman at Blockbuster , I was staring at him discreetly and I walked into a display and knocked everything over. He did help me TRY to put the stuff back though.
2007-09-19 18:18:09 · answer #8 · answered by slk29406 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Today has just been wonderful for my soul...I can't remember the last time I laughed so much!!
I actually got hit on JUST YESTERDAY!! I was walking with my daughter and grandsons to the school, so that they could go back in after lunch, and my daughter and I could go shopping afterwards.
I was having trouble with one of the wheels on my buggy, so I stopped to fix it, and told my daughter to go on ahead so the kids wouldn't be late....
Along comes this truck, with this well padded (but muscled)European gentleman in it. He stops beside me and asks me to help him and waves a map, so I walked over to his rolled down window (his eyes were on a level with mine) and accepted the map from him. As he is asking me where this street is, he is pointing out the directions as they are printed on the paper and he starts CARESSING my hand. I look up into his sparkling eyes in startlement, having snatched my hand out from under his...give him directions as best I can and walk off quickly to catch up with my daughter!
Imagine! It has been absolute YEARS since I have been hit on by any man...and it startled me, okay!!
(Yeah, I KNOW...I'm a wuss!)
2007-09-19 18:29:15 · answer #9 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
This is a funny one! Well, I got hit on last month while on vacation in St. Lucia...he was in his early 30's and was quite the gentleman. Island men like older women...lol
Serious 'hit' ? ---hmmmm....about a couple years ago...chalk it up to me being picky that it went nowhere but it did feel good. ;-)
2007-09-19 18:29:01 · answer #10 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋