A man walks into a bar and sits down, noticing a very little man about a foot tall playing a tiny grand piano.
"That is amazing! How is that possible?" he questioned the bartender.
The bartender, poured the man a drink and said "Here, I rubbed the magic beer bottle and a genie popped out. He said he'd grant me one wish...and here this little guy is...playing away."
The man rubbed the bottle, and sure enough, a genie came out.
"I shall grant you any wish you want."
The man says "Wow...Ok. I wish I had a million bucks."
**POOF!!**
All of a sudden there are a million ducks everywhere!
The man says "What the hell? This isn't what I asked for!"
The bartender says, "Yeah, you're tellin me. You think I wished for a 12 inch pianist?"
2007-09-19 11:05:29 · 30 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol..hahah!
2007-09-19 11:32:13 · answer #1 · answered by "!" 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was really realy funny maybe that there genie has got a bit of a hearing problem dont you agree.
Thanks for the laugh and have a star on me,you I mean not that genie.Lol.xxx
2007-09-19 18:30:55 · answer #2 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walks into a bar dressed as a Mushroom?
Seems like a Fun Guy
2007-09-19 19:21:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha I think the genie has been drinking too much magic beer out of that magic beer bottle he lives in!!!
:-)))
2007-09-19 18:35:50 · answer #4 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He he!
sounds as though the genie, still in the guinness bottle, hic!
2007-09-20 00:15:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A genie who's hard of hearing!! Good one!! hahahahaha!!!
2007-09-19 22:54:56 · answer #6 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Originality please.....I heard that one many moons ago and it was labeled deaf genie.
2007-09-19 19:00:27 · answer #7 · answered by CARL B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-19 21:48:21 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You forgot to mentiom the flamingo,A bird with long legs.
2007-09-19 18:14:43 · answer #9 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like u got this joke from still standing eather that or its just a coencidence cuz i heard that joke on still standing a few hours ago
2007-09-19 18:50:25 · answer #10 · answered by ur mom 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's a good one.
2007-09-20 10:46:48 · answer #11 · answered by elflaeda 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋