All categories - 18 September 2007

In the tradition of Jeff Foxworthy's redneck jokes, to relieve some frustration at the complete thick-skulled global warming denier answers to my questions today...

You might know jack about global warming (and might not be smarter than a 5th grader) if...

you think the current global warming is due to a natural cycle.
you think it's caused by volcanoes.
you think it's caused by water vapor.
you think it's caused by soda pop carbonation.
you think it's caused by cow and moose farts.
you think humans can't alter the global climate.
you think humans aren't altering the global climate.
you think that 'Mars is warming' is a valid counter-argument.
you think that all planets in the solar system are warming.
you think the Sun is getting hotter.
you think it's due to increased solar irradiance.
you think it's caused by sunspots.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AiYUrYRGadqG8IBJkxgXFDDsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20070918131723AAQKsNC

Got any others?

2007-09-18 12:11:23 · 8 answers · asked by Dana1981 7 in Politics

they crush my world

2007-09-18 12:11:04 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

If time was not a factor?

2007-09-18 12:10:42 · 13 answers · asked by Gothic Martha™ 6 in Other - Environment

My mom and dad both applied for Jobs on usajobs.com
my mom applied for a "contract specialist" and my dad applied to be a "secretary" in Aviano AB, Italy. The last day to apply for both jobs is in March 2008.
How long does it usually take until you know if they get the job?
And how good of a chance do they have of getting the job? It's overseas so I'm guessing less people would apply? Like, my mom has a very good resume, she's had expierience in contracting for 19 years and has many awards for her work.
My dad has had 10 years expierience....Do you think they can get it???? Thanks :)

2007-09-18 12:10:40 · 2 answers · asked by ♥ 2 in Other - Careers & Employment

I never had any type of intercourse, it was a white bump then it got itcy and i forgot it was there, i only just notice this 4 dayz ago and now its red and my pubic hair is still growing out of the bump so i have no clue i had a bump all i know is that it wasnt there last month, im worried i really hope this isnt a STD can someone please help me, should i be worried? im only a 16 yr old female is this something serious?? the red bump dont hurt at all not even when i touch it and i didnt pop it because im scared to and im scared to go to the doctor i just need to know is this serious please let me know im freaking out, i been searching for answers but its between molluscum contagision and ingrown hair and hair follicle and so far molluscum sounds like the worst but i took a good look and i only have one bump please is this serious??

2007-09-18 12:10:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

OK SO IM IN HIGH SCHOOL AND I LOVE THIS GUY WITH ALL MY HEART BUT HE DOESNT LIKE ME BACK AND PLEASE CAN SOMEBODY GIVE ME A LIST OF SONGS I CAN DEDICATE HIM REMEMBER I LOVE HIM LOTS AND I CANT TAKE HIM OFF MY MIND BUT HE DOESNT LIKE ME BACK
PLEASE NO COUNTRY,METAL, ROCK ,METALLICA, OR PUNK PLEASEEEE

2007-09-18 12:10:24 · 11 answers · asked by ankissable 2 in Rap and Hip-Hop

The sad reality is that when a cop "tasers" an unarmed person who has at one time done cocaine or crystal meth the odds of their survival is not likely.

When the county coroner comes on TV to tell us all that the "suspect" died because they had at one time or another done drugs... instead of honestly saying that the police taser killed them... it creates a vigilante justice system in our society where the police are acting as judge, jury and executioner.

Would you agree with this?
Do you feel that having done drugs in the past is reason enough to not have your safety be a concern in American law enforcement?

2007-09-18 12:10:14 · 7 answers · asked by rabble rouser 6 in Law & Ethics

An apple falls straight down from an apple tree growing on a 20 degree slope. The apple falls a distance of 2.5m before hitting the ground. (A) What is the apples speed as it hits the ground? (B) What are the components parallel and perpendicular to the ground of the velocity?

2007-09-18 12:10:11 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

am feeling peckish have checked the fridge and have 3 week old hot dog sausages, a pork pie, a lump of cheese, brown sauce, salad cream and a microwave any suggestions?

2007-09-18 12:10:11 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

if i ask what type of shampoo you wash your hair with...do i use la pelo or su pelo? also, do i say te lavas, or just lavas?

2007-09-18 12:10:09 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

a. equilibrium
b.sodium pottasium pump
c. facilitated diffusion
d. osmosis.

2007-09-18 12:09:53 · 3 answers · asked by Mr. Arkansas 3 in Biology

I put my mom in a nursing home due to her Alzheimers and feel guilty about it every day. She cried and cried and still does. Support groups help, was wondering how other people cope with this situation.

2007-09-18 12:09:47 · 6 answers · asked by Don Drapers woman 6 in Family

guys, can you give me every possible thing that you know about french money. anything goes. I really need help. Thank you for your time. I expect good answers. Just kidding, Anythings fine!!! Thank you!!!

2007-09-18 12:09:47 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

In the tradition of Jeff Foxworthy's redneck jokes, to relieve some frustration at the complete thick-skulled global warming denier answers to my questions today...

You might know jack about global warming (and might not be smarter than a 5th grader) if...

you think the current global warming is due to a natural cycle.
you think it's caused by volcanoes.
you think it's caused by water vapor.
you think it's caused by soda pop carbonation.
you think it's caused by cow and moose farts.
you think humans can't alter the global climate.
you think humans aren't altering the global climate.
you think that 'Mars is warming' is a valid counter-argument.
you think that all planets in the solar system are warming.
you think the Sun is getting hotter.
you think it's due to increased solar irradiance.
you think it's caused by sunspots.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AiYUrYRGadqG8IBJkxgXFDDsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20070918131723AAQKsNC

Got any others?

2007-09-18 12:09:46 · 11 answers · asked by Dana1981 7 in Global Warming

2007-09-18 12:09:44 · 64 answers · asked by Buddie 7 in Polls & Surveys

I like the name Alayne (said Alaine)
I want it with an A because I like As and Ys more than Es and Is

I also like the name Evelyn.. does Alayne Evelyn work?
I also like Alayne Lucy. Give me your inputs and names you like pleeaase!!

2007-09-18 12:09:34 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baby Names

precal problem

2007-09-18 12:09:22 · 2 answers · asked by dave h 1 in Mathematics

who was found on the Interstate & her 16 yr old (out of 6 kids) wrote the judge to send her to prison, the Question is SHOULD SHE HAVE HER TUBES TIED?

2007-09-18 12:09:13 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Indianapolis

2007-09-18 12:09:08 · 55 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

how do i solve this

2007-09-18 12:09:07 · 11 answers · asked by Lyn'cey 1 in Mathematics

2007-09-18 12:08:52 · 23 answers · asked by ×Charmz× 6 in Polls & Surveys

I have a QUESTION! People who speak French,Spanish, or Italian or all of them or just 1 or 2. Do you think like they all sound simliar in some ways?

2007-09-18 12:08:40 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

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2007-09-18 12:08:32 · 3 answers · asked by nazbak 6 in Other - Business & Finance

A cowboy is walking in the woods one day when he comes to a clearing. There on a blanker is a naked Indian, called Jabelite, with a ha*d on.'
"What are you doing?" the cowboy asks.
Jabelite replies, "Me tell time."
"OK. If you are so good, what time is it?"
Jabelite looks down at his pr*ck and the shadow it's casting and says, "It's 2 o'clock."
The cowboy looks at his watch and says, "Be golly, you are right!"
The cowboy starts waking again and comes upon another naked Indian lying on a blanket. "Don't tell me...you're telling time too?"
The Indian looks up at him and says, "Yes, me telling time."
"Okay, smart-ar*e, what time is it?"
The Indian looks up at the sun, then down and says, "It's four o'clock."
The cowboy is amazed at the Indian. He keeps walking and hours later he comes upon an Indian on a blanket, wan*ing. "Don't tell me you're telling time!"
The Indian looks up at him and says, "No, me winding watch!"

2007-09-18 12:08:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

im looking for a new online game, no downloads, no installs, and no money involved (unless it has free accounts AND member accounts) ive already done club penguin, runescape, and toontown. plz hlp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-09-18 12:08:26 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Video & Online Games

2007-09-18 12:08:11 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Every Rosh Hashanah, we eat a pomegranate. Its New Years on G-d's calendar.

Every New Years, we are told to eat a "new fruit" and the 1st Rosh Hashanah they were told by G-d to eat a POMEGRANATE.

Did you know there are 613 laws (mikvah) in the Torah?

And 613 was and is a very holy number to Jews/Messianics.

And the pomegranate has...... 613 seeds.

Yes, every pomegranate.

This is how G-d speaks.

But Christians are too busy giving their money to pastors and trimming the pagan Christmas tree to learn these things that they should.

So...is this a pretty clear sign from G-d?

Do you think this is how He speaks to us? I do...

2007-09-18 12:08:10 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-09-18 12:08:10 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

Please any1 i need an account really bad... my friend just got it and he's bragging all high and mighty that he got it and i didnt... I would normaly buy it myself but i dont have money at the moment and i cant exactly get a job... kind of to young but please if any1 Please can let me use their account i would leave the money and items i get on it... i mean that's fair right? Please send me an e-mail to vampzdeath@yahoo.com Please!

2007-09-18 12:08:08 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Video & Online Games