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In the tradition of Jeff Foxworthy's redneck jokes, to relieve some frustration at the complete thick-skulled global warming denier answers to my questions today...

You might know jack about global warming (and might not be smarter than a 5th grader) if...

you think the current global warming is due to a natural cycle.
you think it's caused by volcanoes.
you think it's caused by water vapor.
you think it's caused by soda pop carbonation.
you think it's caused by cow and moose farts.
you think humans can't alter the global climate.
you think humans aren't altering the global climate.
you think that 'Mars is warming' is a valid counter-argument.
you think that all planets in the solar system are warming.
you think the Sun is getting hotter.
you think it's due to increased solar irradiance.
you think it's caused by sunspots.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AiYUrYRGadqG8IBJkxgXFDDsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20070918131723AAQKsNC

Got any others?

2007-09-18 12:11:23 · 8 answers · asked by Dana1981 7 in Politics & Government Politics

8 answers

Wow. I can't believe it. There are still people who are stuck on the 'they' were worried about global cooling in the '70's argument.
Plus, is the guy who said GW is Al Gore's fault serious?

2007-09-18 15:46:07 · answer #1 · answered by strpenta 7 · 2 0

i'm happy which you recognize extra approximately climate substitute than some widespread climatologists alongside with Jan Veiser. a recent paper by him, in keeping with dozens of learn and his very own learn of 40 years, concluded that photograph voltaic interest has been the “climate driving force” for billions of years. on a similar time as the climate might nicely be plagued by the numerous factors , that's the sunlight and its outcomes that have led to adjustments in climate for 4 billion years. Dr Veizer first got down to coach that CO2 grow to be traditionally what led to adjustments in climate, yet suggested, “individually, this final decade has been a attempting era as a results of years of inner conflict between what i needed to have self assurance and the place the empirical checklist and its good judgment have been finest me.” in accordance to NOAA, El Ninos and l. a. Ninas are no longer plagued by will improve in CO2 or any international warming that CO2 is alleged to led to. Veizer concluded that on a similar time as photograph voltaic interest peaked for the time of the 1880s, the El Nino Southern Osscilation have been working helpful considering, and has contributed to the earth warming up.

2016-10-19 01:03:41 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

The very fact that you put this in the POLITICS section is the reason most people see the whole Global Warming Issue as a POLITICAL issue rather than an actual environmental one. I would say that global warming is caused by Al Gore.

2007-09-18 12:30:03 · answer #3 · answered by 2BFree 4 · 3 3

hey dana. not sure if you remember me. (it's DeusExMachina).

anyways, i think the media focuses way too much on the negative side of things. they talk about the nw passage melting, but they neglect to mention that glaciers in antarctica are actually building.

yes, you can say antarctica is the exception. but if you label that as an exception, you can just as easily label the nw passage as an exception.

2007-09-18 12:22:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Hey, you should be thankful for global warming, thirty years ago most scientists agreed we were heading towards a massive global cooling and another ice age was around the corner. Global warming is a blessing in disguise.

2007-09-18 12:25:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 3

If you believe this garbage, you just might be a ____!
A. moron
B. freak
C. idiot
D. fool
E. all of the above
Guess which one i choose, einstein...

2007-09-18 12:44:25 · answer #6 · answered by Conservative 1st, patriot 2nd 3 · 1 2

uhhhh...who's jack?

2007-09-18 12:19:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 6 1

How stupid.

2007-09-18 12:55:33 · answer #8 · answered by froghugger 6 · 1 1

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