A cowboy is walking in the woods one day when he comes to a clearing. There on a blanker is a naked Indian, called Jabelite, with a ha*d on.'
"What are you doing?" the cowboy asks.
Jabelite replies, "Me tell time."
"OK. If you are so good, what time is it?"
Jabelite looks down at his pr*ck and the shadow it's casting and says, "It's 2 o'clock."
The cowboy looks at his watch and says, "Be golly, you are right!"
The cowboy starts waking again and comes upon another naked Indian lying on a blanket. "Don't tell me...you're telling time too?"
The Indian looks up at him and says, "Yes, me telling time."
"Okay, smart-ar*e, what time is it?"
The Indian looks up at the sun, then down and says, "It's four o'clock."
The cowboy is amazed at the Indian. He keeps walking and hours later he comes upon an Indian on a blanket, wan*ing. "Don't tell me you're telling time!"
The Indian looks up at him and says, "No, me winding watch!"
2007-09-18 12:08:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha he he thanks for the laugh
2007-09-18 18:20:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Brilliant one again Fidgety.!!!
Me Tell time with Totem Pole, lol.!!!
10/10 Lady.!!!
Still smiling here, cheers.!!!
2007-09-19 03:18:28 · answer #2 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-18 19:12:05 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, hahahahahahahah
2007-09-18 19:16:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice 1 .lol
2007-09-18 19:19:45 · answer #5 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-09-18 19:15:17 · answer #6 · answered by Brian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kewl
2007-09-20 16:31:59 · answer #7 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-09-18 19:14:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha,lol!
2007-09-19 13:21:51 · answer #9 · answered by lalala 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe... funny
2007-09-18 20:41:17 · answer #10 · answered by Princess Em 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-09-19 04:38:37 · answer #11 · answered by *Joy* just keep smilin! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋