All categories - 15 September 2007

here are 1 or 2 that might make you laugh, groan, sigh or whatever (all good things at this time of night perhaps? )

So the tired fireman arrives home from his shift earlier than expected & finds his wife is already in bed. So as not to wake her, he very quietly undresses in the dark & is about to slip into bed, when she whispers
"Joe, I didn't expect you home this early, but before you get into bed could you please pop down to the corner shop & get me some painkillers. My head is really bad tonight."
So the husband very quietly gets dressed again & goes to the shop
"Hello Joe" says the assistant "I see you've changed jobs"
"What do you mean?" replies Joe
"Well, you used to be a fireman, but I see you're wearing a policeman's uniform now"

2007-09-15 14:07:02 · 8 answers · asked by funnygirl 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Can you write me a short poem about a drunk Raccoon?


I know, I know....it's getting late...

2007-09-15 14:06:59 · 6 answers · asked by chris j 7 in Polls & Surveys

What is this profession called?

2007-09-15 14:06:56 · 1 answers · asked by anna lynn 2 in Genealogy

How do I find that out? This is my first ticket ever since I started driving. (Since 2002).

2007-09-15 14:06:49 · 19 answers · asked by Flying Soldier 6 in Law Enforcement & Police

2007-09-15 14:06:46 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Not even for the wedding or the funeral of you non-Jehovah's Witness family members or close realtives?

2007-09-15 14:06:44 · 11 answers · asked by Nina, BaC 7 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-09-15 14:06:39 · 5 answers · asked by smiley_2003_7 2 in Homework Help

2007-09-15 14:06:37 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

I know the value is based on who might want to buy it before someone says that. My ex-roomie left some behind which might be worth a few bucks. I'm wondering if it's worth putting them on e-bay.

2007-09-15 14:06:25 · 5 answers · asked by shermynewstart 7 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

2007-09-15 14:06:15 · 18 answers · asked by Carldric G 1 in Geography

My doctor said I cannot eat nuts because the little nut particles will get stuck in my colon, or something like that. I forgot what the name of it was.

Thanks!

2007-09-15 14:06:09 · 15 answers · asked by frogster99 2 in Medicine

2007-09-15 14:06:06 · 10 answers · asked by sofia 5 in Rock and Pop

I thought when you got married, you had a baby. Had no idea how, it just magically happened I guess!

2007-09-15 14:06:03 · 48 answers · asked by don't touch my mullet 3 in Polls & Surveys

Hint: Fire_____

2007-09-15 14:06:03 · 11 answers · asked by ♥Alley♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys

I seen my dermatologist about 6 times already and she keeps giving me clariten and some stuff to take. Why isnt she giving me an allergery test? Idk, she is probably stupid cuz i keep complaing everytime yet she gives me simple tablets to use. I have to keep getting a referral to see her. Heres the thing above my eyes itches and now its spreading under my eyes.

2007-09-15 14:06:01 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Allergies

I would like to file for a patent and while I have a "patent pending" start marketing and selling the item. I know it can take a few years to get a patent. But how long to just get the "patent pending" so noone can steal my idea? (and what happens if they find later that someone else already had a patent, I read that I would have to cease selling the item, but what about money that may have already been made selling it, would I owe the inventor even though I would have been completely unaware that they existed?)

2007-09-15 14:05:58 · 4 answers · asked by bananapuddingwithcoolwhip 2 in Law & Ethics

my guy would have to be willing to be patient and withstand that im kinda annoying sometimes.....he would have to be friendly and be willing to make friends with my friends, hes not gonna be a player and he should know how to have fun, my perfect match will need to be a gentleman and not an immature baby.....it also doesnt hurt if hes hott

2007-09-15 14:05:47 · 16 answers · asked by Jaanie baaby (: 5 in Polls & Surveys

ok answer the following if you are bored:
dogs or cats?
summer or winter?
beaches or amusement parks?
kisses or hugs?
pizza or chinese?
do u live on the east coast, west coast, or in the middle?
ok just wondering cuz im bored...

2007-09-15 14:05:46 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Yep. 163 year old Gordon Lightfoot bad.

2007-09-15 14:05:40 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is it good ole fashioned luck that our solar system has yet to be side swiped? Or did someone engineer it all?

Ecclesiastes 1:4
Generations come and generations go, but the earth remains forever.

Isaiah 66:22
“As surely as my new heavens and earth will remain,so will you always be my people,with a name that will never disappear,”

2007-09-15 14:05:39 · 22 answers · asked by Chi Guy 5 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-09-15 14:05:36 · 9 answers · asked by Jess 1 in Skin Conditions

A) Dirty Air
B) Clean Air
C) Pencil
D) Ice
E) Iron
F) Silver Chloride
G) Salt Water
H) Ethanol

2007-09-15 14:05:32 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chemistry

I already have Verizon DSL and I was wondering if it is possible to install AOL without having to talk to them or to have extra charges be put in the bill without usage. I know Verizon and AOL are somewhat connected with eachother so I would think that Verizon customers would be eligible to have AOL too. I do not want answers saying AOL sucks and stuff, I am only concerned.

2007-09-15 14:05:31 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Internet

I haven't had my period in a year or cannot get pregnant cause I have irregular periods

2007-09-15 14:05:25 · 3 answers · asked by ? 3 in Women's Health

wen im in the shower my cats hop in and get wet or if im in the sink they will sit in it while im filling it up

2007-09-15 14:05:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cats

I'm having BBQ flavoured corn nuts at the moment =] yummmmmmmmm.
http://www.kellerhaus.com/images/candy/bigcornnut.jpg
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2007-09-15 14:04:45 · 23 answers · asked by ♥ уσυ вєℓσηg ωιтн мє ♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Okay, according to Gore and his Dooms Day Theory on Global Warming, we are causing Global Warming be putting too much C02 in the atmosphere.

Does that mean that we'll have to cut back on our breathing since we exhale C02?

2007-09-15 14:04:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

I have two

What if Jesus comes back like that?

Leann Rymes's Amazing Grace.

2007-09-15 14:04:42 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Country

2007-09-15 14:04:40 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm really into video editing. I'm building a new pc and I don't know too much about graphic cards. What should I use that's not too expensive but gets the job done?

2007-09-15 14:04:31 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Add-ons