Can you write me a short poem about a drunk Raccoon?
I know, I know....it's getting late...
2007-09-15 14:06:59 · 6 answers · asked by chris j 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Ode to my friend, the drunken raccoon,
He's shitfaced and horny, and needs lovin' soon.
So he goes to see Betty the buck-toothed beaver,
She never minds that he'll love 'er and leave 'er.
They party all night, drinking their grog,
Then make passionate love on an old hickory log.
He wakes up in the morning, hungover and sore,
On a pile of pine cones on the dense forest floor.
He tries to find Betty but nobody's seen 'er......
He wants to discuss the bite marks on his weiner. :)
2007-09-16 03:29:40 · answer #1 · answered by JonBoy74 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ricky raccoon masks his eyes
Hiding the secrets through his lies
He hangs out at the local pub
And gives the foxes a frisky rub.
2007-09-15 21:15:04 · answer #2 · answered by Flaming Tresses aka Walkingbymoonlight 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The room was dim.
Could see the light.
Whats so great about being drunk at night?
All alone, lonely rasccoon
Just couldn't stay away from the booze
Got into a crash,dies,and at last!
2007-09-15 21:55:00 · answer #3 · answered by A Girl With a Dream 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a drunk raccoon.
His name was Boone.
He ate with a spoon.
He ate at noon.
He ate on the Moon.
2007-09-15 21:15:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am drunk too.......
cheers
2007-09-19 17:17:22 · answer #5 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hell no!!
I'm already drunk!!!
2007-09-17 00:09:32 · answer #6 · answered by YAHOO GHOST 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋