here are 1 or 2 that might make you laugh, groan, sigh or whatever (all good things at this time of night perhaps? )
So the tired fireman arrives home from his shift earlier than expected & finds his wife is already in bed. So as not to wake her, he very quietly undresses in the dark & is about to slip into bed, when she whispers
"Joe, I didn't expect you home this early, but before you get into bed could you please pop down to the corner shop & get me some painkillers. My head is really bad tonight."
So the husband very quietly gets dressed again & goes to the shop
"Hello Joe" says the assistant "I see you've changed jobs"
"What do you mean?" replies Joe
"Well, you used to be a fireman, but I see you're wearing a policeman's uniform now"
2007-09-15 14:07:02 · 8 answers · asked by funnygirl 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
teeheehee
thx
2007-09-15 14:13:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was funny!
She seemed so calm. She's done this before! But, I'll bet her head really starts to hurt when she realises she's been caught!
2007-09-16 06:53:32 · answer #2 · answered by ✿Donna❀ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. That's a funny one! I bet the wife had a lot of explaining to do, she sure wasn't a cop... or was she? Lmao
2007-09-15 14:23:08 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ Lil love lady ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch how glad I am not to be that wife.
Lol have a star.
2007-09-15 14:25:16 · answer #4 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
golden star
2007-09-15 14:43:01 · answer #5 · answered by Normal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny! you get a star!
2007-09-15 18:44:37 · answer #6 · answered by AMY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny,
2007-09-15 15:52:44 · answer #7 · answered by ღ_Chrome_ღ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice :P
2007-09-15 14:20:24 · answer #8 · answered by Rick K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋