A firefighter comes home and says to his wife that they have a great system at the firehouse.
"At BELL 1, we get into our gear, BELL 2, we get into the truck, and BELL 3, we buckle into our seatbelts. So from now on, when I say BELL 1, get naked. BELL 2, get on the bed. BELL 3, make love to me."
So, he came home the next day and said BELL 1, she not naked. BELL 2, she got into bed with him following behind. BELL 3, they began making love. She then says BELL 4. He asks "What the hell is BELL 4?" She says, "Roll out more hose, you're nowhere near the fire!"
XD
PS: No I am not picking on firefighters, I am one!
2007-09-15
13:51:36
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