A firefighter comes home and says to his wife that they have a great system at the firehouse.
"At BELL 1, we get into our gear, BELL 2, we get into the truck, and BELL 3, we buckle into our seatbelts. So from now on, when I say BELL 1, get naked. BELL 2, get on the bed. BELL 3, make love to me."
So, he came home the next day and said BELL 1, she not naked. BELL 2, she got into bed with him following behind. BELL 3, they began making love. She then says BELL 4. He asks "What the hell is BELL 4?" She says, "Roll out more hose, you're nowhere near the fire!"
XD
PS: No I am not picking on firefighters, I am one!
2007-09-15 13:51:36 · 16 answers · asked by imavter 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I don't pick on firefighters or Mexicans but have you heard this one?
What did the Mexican Firefighter name his newborn twin sons?
Hose A and Hose B.
I love firefighters and all ppl. No cards & letters plz !
2007-09-15 13:59:15 · answer #1 · answered by Just Tink 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Little hearth guy? a guy walking on the sidewalk observed Little Johnny replaced right into a block forward wearing a purple fireman's hat and sitting in a purple wagon. It appeared that the wagon replaced into being pulled slowly by using a extensive black Labrador Retriever. while he have been given closer to the lad, he observed that Little Johnny had a rope tied around the dogs's testicles, which probable accounted for why the dogs replaced into walking so gingerly. Smiling, he spoke to the little boy, "it quite is definitely an outstanding hearth engine you have there, son. yet i'm going to guess the dogs might pull you swifter in case you tied that rope around his neck." "Yeah," Johnny spoke back, "yet then i does not have a siren." xx
2016-10-09 06:13:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Finally a firefighter joke that is dignified, takes the high road, and doesn't mention sliding down a pole.
2007-09-15 13:58:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was kinda funny...I dont think it poked fun at firefighters.
2007-09-15 13:57:37 · answer #4 · answered by she_sucks@life 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2007-09-15 13:53:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-09-15 14:13:31 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny.
2007-09-15 13:56:01 · answer #7 · answered by NORM 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shouldn't you be putting out fires and flaunting your muscles or something?
2007-09-15 13:54:56 · answer #8 · answered by its_raining_outside 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
great joke for that glory seeking occupation.
2007-09-15 13:56:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-09-15 13:54:59 · answer #10 · answered by Ashley10 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋