All categories - 13 September 2007

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

2007-09-13 12:28:47 · 9 answers · asked by Lilkryptonite 4 in Jokes & Riddles

to writing an effective blog that an audience will want to read?
I mean, I got plenty of friends, but get so few comments on my blogs... help..

2007-09-13 12:28:46 · 9 answers · asked by blondie extrodianarre 4 in Other - Society & Culture

or is being a patriot not what you wear and show on the outside but rather the content of your character and how you feel about what the United States of American really stands for?

2007-09-13 12:28:11 · 16 answers · asked by ballerb j 1 in Politics

cuz I do!

2007-09-13 12:28:08 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-13 12:28:01 · 2 answers · asked by Lucky 3 in Other - Beauty & Style

okei...so i have a bf who i love soooooooooo much... but heez sooo annoying sometimes...he calls me asking where i am...who im with...and when i will be home...heez 16 and im 14...how do i get him 2 give me some space...cuz i can never go out with my friends with out him calling me 109284758219847592084737 times...should i invite him to come along with us? i do sometimes....but he always seems unintersted..but he looks sad and disapointed when he asks wat im doing over the week end and i tell him im hangin with derrica and xochitl (its pronounced SOSHI..its a mayan name..its also a flower..lolz)we are together alot... what do i do so he will be happy 2? ummm...we have been together for 2 years if that matters

2007-09-13 12:27:59 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Adolescent

2007-09-13 12:27:49 · 3 answers · asked by xcrunner3393 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-13 12:27:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-09-13 12:27:33 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Just wondering, if I join the army and wish to become a doctor will they teach me like a college and give me a degree or only pay for the education, like can I serve and study at the same time or differently?

2007-09-13 12:27:20 · 6 answers · asked by Joey 1 in Military

what happened?ive read stories about it but never figured out how he got hurt. how did he get hurt?

2007-09-13 12:27:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

2007-09-13 12:26:31 · 2 answers · asked by LUCKY3 6 in Polls & Surveys

I want to evolve into something else. I want my kids to be able to fly. How can I force a change in my genetics by myself to enable the first stages of wings and feathers to be included in my children when I reproduce. The thing is I don't want to use any laboratories or unnatural processes.

If evolution did it without laboratories and genetic engineering, surely there is a way for me to deliberately direct these mutations in a positive way by myself.

Thanks for your help in this.

2007-09-13 12:26:30 · 6 answers · asked by Gruntled Employee 6 in Zoology

Okay im 13 and i have lots of boys that are friends. I like some of them More than just friends, there all single but just seem to like me as a friend only. HELP?

2007-09-13 12:26:26 · 2 answers · asked by Michelle K 1 in Singles & Dating

A stone is launched straight up by a slingshot. Its initial speed is 19 m/s and the stone is 1.5 m above the ground when launched. (a) How high above the ground does the stone rise? (b) How much time elapses before the stone hits the ground?

2007-09-13 12:26:21 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

He's cute but has a gay type look. I don't get the hype.Agree? Disagree?

2007-09-13 12:26:14 · 7 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

How can you identify Canada without separating it from north america if u were to draw a map?

hint: colouring canada in a different colour will still separate it*

2007-09-13 12:26:08 · 9 answers · asked by shiny 1 in Trivia

Would staying in the navy or getting out of the navy be a better choice... If i get out i plan on going to school... but yet i will be 24 when i get out and older than all the people at school.. If i stay in i can retire at 40... the only downfall to that is retirement pay is not nearly enough to live on.... what should i do?? please help!

2007-09-13 12:26:04 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

2007-09-13 12:26:01 · 16 answers · asked by GOD'S IN HEAVEN'S FAV 1 in Politics

2007-09-13 12:25:59 · 4 answers · asked by blank 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-13 12:25:46 · 8 answers · asked by hog b 6 in Religion & Spirituality

Something besides Spanish or French.

2007-09-13 12:25:46 · 14 answers · asked by ZchDnlp 1 in Languages

2007-09-13 12:25:44 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

For six months, I have debated about whether or not to put my real picture on Y/A. I don't have many photos of myself, I have millions of others, and this pic was the only one I could find. Should I go back to my Robert Smith avatar?

2007-09-13 12:25:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-13 12:25:39 · 13 answers · asked by Adelphie 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-13 12:25:35 · 18 answers · asked by LUCKY3 6 in Philosophy

thats good right? anyone 13 like it too? i wish school had it as a subject...its so facinating.

i think life is always going to be a mystery. if we figure out one piece of the puzzle theres ALWAYS going to be more to it!

2007-09-13 12:25:33 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

If any one has gone to any good one's on real bad one's please let me know. It would be great to have air fare includes too.

2007-09-13 12:25:30 · 7 answers · asked by darrigirl 2 in Cancun

How can you identify Canada without separating it from north america if u were to draw a map?

hint: colouring canada in a different colour will still separate it*

2007-09-13 12:25:23 · 4 answers · asked by shiny 1 in Quotations

there is this girl i like but i dont no if she likes me how can or how do i tell if she does like me and if she does how do i show her that i like her?

2007-09-13 12:25:21 · 4 answers · asked by addkid2011 1 in Singles & Dating