A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
2007-09-13 12:28:47 · 9 answers · asked by Lilkryptonite 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pmsl, thats a great one, poor Ferrari lmao....have a star
2007-09-13 12:56:22 · answer #1 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-13 12:33:56 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one before but it's still great lol!!
Thankyou
Have a star from me
2007-09-14 00:03:25 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ Emz ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I literally gasped. That's a terrible - but funny - joke. LOL.
2007-09-13 13:09:06 · answer #4 · answered by marmicaben 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it a thousand times.. but its still funny
2007-09-13 13:17:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omfg that blonde is gonna die
2007-09-13 12:40:21 · answer #6 · answered by confused20077 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oldie but goodie
Great job!!! enjoy the star*********
2007-09-13 12:36:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha haha ha ha
2007-09-13 13:32:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!!!
2007-09-13 16:46:42 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ Priya! ♥ (xD) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋