All categories - 11 September 2007

A company takes out a newspaper advertisement claiming to be able to supply imported hard core por nographic videos. As their prices seem reasonable, people place orders and make payments via check.

After several weeks, the company writes back explaining that under the present law they are unable to supply the materials and do not wish to be prosecuted. So they return their customers' money in the form of a company check.

However, due to the name of the company, few people ever bother to present these to their banks. The name of the company: 'The A nal Se x and Fetish Perversion Company.'

2007-09-11 02:18:28 · 13 answers · asked by vixen xx 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Seriously. They should sign one of these 1200 pound morbidly obese. All he would have to do would be sit down on the ice. He would be able to block the entire goal.

2007-09-11 02:18:10 · 22 answers · asked by rickpetralia 1 in Hockey

2007-09-11 02:17:14 · 12 answers · asked by jaeleeamari2904 1 in Military

2007-09-11 02:17:10 · 19 answers · asked by smiles22 3 in Marriage & Divorce

I have a 2003 Chevy Impala that is having problems starting. It is not the battery or the starter, I don't think. I believe it is a problem with the computer and a security lock out. In the past, when the car wouldn't start, if I would let it sit for 15 minutes it would then start. Last week the resting period didn't work anymore, but when my husband switched it from park to neutral it started. All of this ties in with the manual and a security lockout. However, since it isn't starting easily, I don't want to get it to a repair shop that can't fix it and have to have it towed away. Our local Chevy dealership is not trustworthy, so I don't want to take it there. Any suggestions on where else to try?

2007-09-11 02:17:06 · 9 answers · asked by catsovermen 4 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-09-11 02:16:54 · 11 answers · asked by Rose 1 in Health Care

Over the past year I became best friends with someone who I felt understood everything about me. We grew very close, and somehow we ended up in a loving relationship -- this was very gradual and step by step and definitely didn't happen overnight. We spent every second together, and the past summer, we went on vacation together. It was amazing, and during the vacation we told eachother we'd love eachother forever and never break up. It was then that I devoted myself to our relationship, and when we returned home we didn't see eachother for a while. When we next saw eachother, he told me that he'd like to "take a break" and just be friends for a while, as he has a lot on his mind. I broke down, and told him this was when I needed him MOST, and disappear now was what i needed least. The next day, he called me and said he'd do everything to love me again, coz when he saw me in pain he couldn't take it. I was happy, but then suddenly on the third day of school, he called me and said that

2007-09-11 02:16:52 · 24 answers · asked by AAA 1 in Singles & Dating

i get around 200

2007-09-11 02:16:42 · 14 answers · asked by ♥dancer♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

I was a junior in high school and our entire class was in the auditorium for a meeting about class rings. When we got back to classes all the TVs were on and we had no idea what was going on.

I also remember a year and a half later watching the "shock and awe" in class. My boyfriend (now husband) was deploying to Iraq any day, so that was pretty terrifying too.

It's just hard to believe it's been six years already...

2007-09-11 02:16:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

Just wondered how the villagers reacted when the McCann family returned home?
Was it lots of good wishes or was it a split reception?
Has any villagers commented?

2007-09-11 02:16:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

ever knew anyone that questions everything you do or where you been but they try to do it in a manner that doesn't sound suspicious?

2007-09-11 02:16:35 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Not to say we are "Better" than other countries, but what would the world look like without us?

my oppinion: The US is the Greatest country this world has seen. We are the light of the world and the defender of freedom and liberty. We aren't perfect but the good things about us outweigh our faults.

2007-09-11 02:16:33 · 33 answers · asked by jay f 3 in Politics

We should be trying to understand each other more, not attacking each other and making false accusations. Nothing productive will ever come from hatred like I am seeing here today.

2007-09-11 02:16:22 · 25 answers · asked by ♥ terry g ♥ 7 in Religion & Spirituality

At least in the sense of being protected under the First Amendment. I realize an atheist would not call his belief a religion, but rather an absence of religion: but that's just what zero is in mathematics.

2007-09-11 02:16:11 · 34 answers · asked by auntb93 7 in Religion & Spirituality

I was born september 5th at 8:00 a.m. I'm 22 years old.... do you have any readings for me?

Especially about this Camargo guy

2007-09-11 02:16:09 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Madilynn Rose Regner

2007-09-11 02:15:53 · 27 answers · asked by Learning is fun! 4 in Baby Names

Do U Think Randy Orton Will Win At Unforgiven, Because He Is On The No Mercy Poster?

2007-09-11 02:15:23 · 18 answers · asked by Francesca ~ Cena54 6 in Wrestling

a.considerate
b.companion
c.society
d.sinister

2007-09-11 02:15:23 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

2007-09-11 02:15:01 · 2 answers · asked by Patricia C 3 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

Ok, so my brain is trying to function again, lol. This is something that I thought would be fun but it would take a lot of people willing to organize it throughout the country. A yearly silent auction set at one your big shows each year with proceeds to go to your area's local rescue. Something like a National Silent Auction Fund Raiser, (Save the rescue's theme) Anyone think this would be interesting and would like to do it? If we got enough people to organize and report earnings there could be a yearly proceed count for the nation, ofcourse, we would need 1 (headquarter) to report figures and send out email newsletters to anyone who joined the cause. Anyone with more ideas to add to this?

2007-09-11 02:14:57 · 8 answers · asked by hhqh01 4 in Horses

music? personality? money? Yoko? or what?

2007-09-11 02:14:43 · 7 answers · asked by area52 6 in Rock and Pop

And when you discovered this you had to scrape it on the sidewalk or something or you didn't discover it till you got home?

Did you keep the shoes?

2007-09-11 02:14:08 · 44 answers · asked by ShrunkenFro™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Please go to gratefulness.org and light a virtual candle (or a real one)

Today is a also a day of "good deeds" in remembrance of 9.11......will you pledge to do a good deed on mygooddeed.org? Let's remember the unity we felt 6 years ago after this tragedy and how we all pulled together......

Thanks......love and blessings to all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I also already posted this question on polls and surveys as well)

2007-09-11 02:13:59 · 16 answers · asked by Freedspirit 5 in Religion & Spirituality

Hi,

I was wondering if anyone know on what channels the Twenty20 World Cup will be televised on? I have Dish Network and I don't think, well I have no idead if they're going to show it. I read that Direct TV and Willow.TV has the rights to show it in the US. But does anyone know if Dish NETWORK will be televising it?

Thanks in advance

2007-09-11 02:13:52 · 6 answers · asked by skins_baller 1 in Cricket

I'm 14 and 5'1, and I wanna be tallerrr. :( My mom was 5'0 and my dad is 5'8, so I don't think it's gonna happen. *sigh* I HATE being short...:( I wish I was 5'8, or AT LEAST 5'5. Heck, it'd be a miracle if I reached 5'3! :( How much taller do you think I'm gonna grow? ;_;

2007-09-11 02:13:50 · 19 answers · asked by Dunno 1 in Women's Health

2007-09-11 02:13:46 · 3 answers · asked by Pinup86 1 in Comedy

I am 18 and just got diagnosed with Hypothyroidism. I know it's not a HUGE deal, but I am on Synthroid for it and on 40 mg of Adderall for ADD... but my adderall doesn't work anymore since I've had hypothyroidism! I used to just take 20mg and I would work like crazy and I couldn't go to sleep for days on it, but I tried taking 60mg and I was still tired, sluggish, and unfocused! Does anyone know why? Or if it is safe to even mix these drugs?! I am also on Zoloft for anxiety. Please help!

2007-09-11 02:13:17 · 6 answers · asked by ItsMeee 5 in Other - Diseases

2007-09-11 02:12:50 · 13 answers · asked by JiveMan 2 in Religion & Spirituality

I have a sneak preview of the Beta version of the upcoming release of Yahoo Answers, posting a screenshot below.

2007-09-11 02:12:48 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-09-11 02:12:46 · 5 answers · asked by mylink9 2 in Cooking & Recipes