All categories - 10 September 2007

2007-09-10 22:22:57 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset!

"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me, a
faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a
divorce straight away!"

And he replied:

"Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened."
"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll say to
me!"

And he began:

"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here
asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I
took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very
thin, not well dressed and very dirty.

She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I
brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night,
the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The
poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was
doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw
them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that
you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too
tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,
which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't
wear just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you bought at the
expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair like
them.."

He took a quick breath and continued:

"She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to
the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said 'Please..... ..do
you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'"

2007-09-10 22:22:41 · 13 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Do you think it's wrong when an 18 year old trys to be perfect? Perfect job, Perfect teeth, Perfect Relationship, Perfect Boyfriend / Girlfriend, Perfect friends?

2007-09-10 22:22:21 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

Does anyone know if an intake air control valve from another honda/acura motor will fit a K20A3 motor. I've been told its hard to get one secondhand for a K20A3, and that no other one fits. They are pretty expensive here in NZ - around $550 I've been told. Anyone have any idea how much in the States, as I am going to LA in 10 days.

2007-09-10 22:22:09 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Honda

2007-09-10 22:22:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My Husband and I are spending our 1st anniversary in Ireland and would appriciate any adivce on what to see and do. we're mid 20's but not into clubbing etc. We like natural beauty and histroical sites and we'd be prepared to travel up to 100 miles by train if it was for something special! ;-) also good restaurant recommendations would be nice... Cheers guys

2007-09-10 22:21:04 · 10 answers · asked by Penny 2 in Other - Ireland

2007-09-10 22:20:43 · 6 answers · asked by Cliff 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-10 22:20:16 · 4 answers · asked by Aken 3 in Philosophy

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'

Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'

Ms. Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the Principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'

Harry: '9.'

Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'

Harry: '36.'

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade'

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions.'

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?'

Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: 'Pockets.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?'

Harry: 'Pants.'

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?'

Harry: 'Shake hands.'

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'

Harry: 'Fire truck.'
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last five questions wrong!

2007-09-10 22:20:15 · 8 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-09-10 22:19:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-09-10 22:19:37 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

not the story i mean if you had you own spot to write a little blog or something

2007-09-10 22:19:02 · 4 answers · asked by Bumumble 3 in Media & Journalism

Ok, so I give blood every four months (everyone who can do it should, I reckon), and I'm not particularly squeamish. But when they take the needle out, I go so pale, and I nearly black out everytime. I'm a normal weight, I don't watch them take the needle out or anything like that, I eat healthily and I always drink plenty of water before I give blood. Does anyone have any idea why this keeps happening, or does it just happen to everyone?

2007-09-10 22:18:49 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - General Health Care

Is anyone else as fed up with it as I am?

I'm not cruel or heartless, it's a tragic thing that their daughter's dissappeared but PLEASE......

1st) y did they leave her alone?
2nd) y did they say they'd "never come back to England without her" & as soon as they're suspects they flee straight back here?
3rd) Y r the press STILL involved?
4th) Y are they're now complaining that the press that they've been running to every couple of hours is now camped on their English Country doorstep?

2007-09-10 22:18:15 · 20 answers · asked by Bubbly Blonde 4 in Other - News & Events

I got D for my History test and my Living Skills just got worst!

2007-09-10 22:18:11 · 6 answers · asked by Fennimoore 1 in Primary & Secondary Education

2007-09-10 22:18:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

Mine would be a tie between Peter O'toole and Alan Rickman (to start with).... as inspired by Peter N's question...

2007-09-10 22:18:02 · 17 answers · asked by bowen 6 in Movies

My boyfriend is mad at me and i have no idea why...It hurts me so bad...PLZ what can i do :'(

2007-09-10 22:17:56 · 18 answers · asked by AlyssaRose 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

Ooops, I mean their crusade. I'd hate to screw that up.

2007-09-10 22:17:37 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

Put a favourite Label/Brand name/Store etc in each of the following categories, I'll rate them ALL sometime before the question expires if I haven't got the sack by then!

This doesn't have to be what you wear/buy etc just your preference if money was no object. lol

Fashion:
Perfume/ Aftershave etc:
Clothing:
Car:
Food shop.

Each category will score a maximum of 5 stars and will be entirely subjective,

Note: My decision on your social standing is final!

2007-09-10 22:17:34 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

All he seems to do is whine about being discriminated against and look for sympathy.

Who is he and why is he "famous" ?

2007-09-10 22:17:31 · 16 answers · asked by Dustbowl Blues 3 in Reality Television

I saw some people on Myspace under their interests they have pictures of their favorite singers and movies instead of words. I was wondering is there a generator that does that and where? Do I need to find my own pictures of the stars I like or does the generator provide them?

2007-09-10 22:17:31 · 4 answers · asked by christigmc 5 in MySpace

I still do.

2007-09-10 22:16:38 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

2007-09-10 22:16:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Football

I had a dream, or nightmare...... Satan came to harass me and my son..... The thing that stopped him in his tracks was when I used the word of Jesus Christ ~!~


Good Morning

2007-09-10 22:15:41 · 17 answers · asked by inteleyes 7 in Religion & Spirituality

Over the weekend two police officers in Odessa, Texas, were shot and killed while responding to a domestic disturbance. They are just two of the latest officers to die in the line of duty.

On this anniversary of 9/11 we remember the hundreds of firefighters who responded to the fires in the World Trade Center, many of whom were killed.

Yet each year many more firefighters risk their lives in less obvious emergencies, and some die in the line of duty.

Do we thank them as much as we should? Do we respect the risks they take? Could we do more?

2007-09-10 22:15:36 · 17 answers · asked by Warren D 7 in Law Enforcement & Police

2007-09-10 22:15:01 · 2 answers · asked by bipin s 1 in Biology

I have done it both ways. When I have left it until last minute, have always found I had forgottten something.

2007-09-10 22:14:57 · 14 answers · asked by LOOBYLOO 3 in Packing & Preparation

2007-09-10 22:14:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Hi everyone,

I have recently been thinking about going on the pill, as me and my bf have been together 6 years and would like to try something new other than condoms. I have an appointment with the nurse on Thursday but my main worry is that by using the pill I will gain weight. I have a few extra unwanted pounds at the moment but have managed to shed a few pounds by healthy eating and going down the gym 3 to 4 times a week but I’m worried that the pill will put all the weight back on and more? I can’t handle being any bigger and I am prone to putting on weight easily but I understand that there are also a lot of advantages to taking the pill. If anyone could give me some sensible advice it would be much appreciated.

I'm 23 by the way. Thanks!

2007-09-10 22:14:50 · 13 answers · asked by ♥ Miss E ♥ 3 in Women's Health