She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset!
"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me, a
faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a
divorce straight away!"
And he replied:
"Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened."
"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll say to
me!"
And he began:
"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here
asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I
took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very
thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I
brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night,
the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The
poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was
doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw
them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that
you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too
tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,
which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't
wear just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you bought at the
expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair like
them.."
He took a quick breath and continued:
"She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to
the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said 'Please..... ..do
you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'"
2007-09-10 22:22:41 · 13 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Has anyone ever noticed that people that come on here and insult other people never have the COURAGE to put their e-mail on their profile so one can defend themselves aganist their childless insecure remarks lol, isn' that correct Mr. White lol!
2007-09-10 22:35:24 · update #1
Mr. White's' ****** looks like leather face from texas chainsaw massacre??
wow, you must stare at it a lot then to come up with that conclusion.
keep up the jokes, guy. Theyre funny:)
2007-09-10 23:51:53 · answer #1 · answered by amy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have read this joke before.
But wat prompted me to answer this was yur Additional Comments...
Thatz a very befitting remark made here toward or 'white' and pale pal. :-)
Very true, that, many around here for the sake of 2 points not juz stop at typing crap but also put out the crap from their mouths which they have been carrying around for sometime!
Well, keep up yur jokes, coz there are more pepl who appreciate it than condemn it!
:-)
2007-09-10 23:03:26 · answer #2 · answered by 13 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-11 00:25:20 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The guy shud cut it off and give it to her to take awayyy too.
2007-09-10 22:29:55 · answer #4 · answered by novembr 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i could not read the story because your face was right there, has any one told you that you look like leather-face from Texas chainsaw massacre, yea you look like my a--hole
2007-09-10 22:29:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats so funny!
you have quite a few great jokes!
gold star ***
2007-09-10 22:33:43 · answer #6 · answered by Paris . 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Qt 1, LOL
2007-09-14 21:55:53 · answer #7 · answered by Larry J 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats great.
2007-09-10 22:27:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
An oldie but still funny, lol.........
2007-09-10 22:26:51 · answer #9 · answered by chazta01 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yeah,she should have been given a TAKEAWAY MENU!!!!!
2007-09-10 22:33:52 · answer #10 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋