All categories - 8 September 2007

2007-09-08 23:30:28 · 6 answers · asked by Haytham A 1 in Cameras

A newly deceased man, David, stands at the pearly gates. St. Peter tells him that he cannot go to heaven right away because he cheated on his income taxes. The only way he might get into heaven would be to sleep with a stupid, ugly woman for the next five years and enjoy it. David decides that this is a small price to pay for an eternity in heaven.

So off he goes with an ugly, stupid woman, while he pretends to be happy. As he walks along, he sees his friend Steve up ahead - with an even uglier woman. When he asks what's going on, Steve
replies, "I cheated on my income taxes and scammed the government out of a lot of money." They both shake their heads in understanding and figure that they might as well hang out together to help pass the time.

David, Steve, and their two ugly women are walking along, minding their own business when they see someone who looks like their old friend Don up ahead. He is with an absolutely gorgeous woman who looks like a supermodel/centerfold. Stunned, David and Steve approach the man and discover that it is their friend Don. They ask him how he got this unbelievable goddess, while they're stuck with these God-awful women.

Don replies, "I have no idea, but I'm definitely not complaining. This has been absolutely the best time of my life, and I have had five years of the best sex any man could hope to look forward to. There is only one thing that I can't seem to understand. Everytime we finish having sex, she rolls over and murmurs to herself, "Damn income taxes!"

2007-09-08 23:28:48 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philippines

I Think Kate McCann Had alot more to do with maddies disoperants than any1 thourgth i mean she went to check up at 10.00pm to see her loving children that they left there 2 have a drink for anyhink 2 happen to them but i Wreakin that kate mc cann hit her or somethink around the head not on perpes and then hid the body and went bk screaming , 3 weeks later hire a car tell gerry that shes goin out 2 the shops or somethink then take maddie away 2 the sea let her go meanwhile the hole world is looking for her but her mum just thinks it is a big celb thing i mean if your child is missing why would you go 2 the pope music singers football players travil thwe wourld for poperlity not for poor madie the was a cople of supscects but i think thay are innocent but i think kate mc cann isnt i havent seen her cry once on tv i hope 2 god maddie is safe but i think she isnt and as soon kate an gerry mc cann are named as supsects they are running away i dont think gerry had anythink 2 do with it

2007-09-08 23:28:28 · 25 answers · asked by Freckish Black 1 in Current Events

2007-09-08 23:27:25 · 25 answers · asked by Alex 2 in Religion & Spirituality

Have this condition where everyone in the world hears/receives your thoughts, like in telepathy. Also, you don't, or ever so rarely receive other's thoughts yourself.

What would be the reason for people to lie to you and say it's not happening, like to deny the existence of telepathy?

Could it be a government conspiracy, or law? What would be the reason?

2007-09-08 23:27:11 · 6 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Polls & Surveys

Performance during take-off i.e will taking off from a short airstrip at cool day temps. and hot temps be affected by the temps.?

2007-09-08 23:27:10 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Aircraft

Hey, I used to be a severe nail-biter, but I've since stopped myself from that... However I still have very short nails (the pink part). I've let them grow out a bit now, because I heard that the nails will eventually "recover" and the pink area will return... but is this true? How can I fix this, if there is a way?

2007-09-08 23:26:59 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Skin & Body

This came to me in a dream last night. It was very large and clear.

2007-09-08 23:26:58 · 16 answers · asked by Smokella v2.0 2 in Mythology & Folklore

2007-09-08 23:26:21 · 1 answers · asked by wateri2003 1 in Chemistry

What a relief President Bush has left our country Australia after spooking for his friend Johny Howard and making several "goof ups" would our American friends please promise not to send him here again?

2007-09-08 23:25:37 · 15 answers · asked by Koala 2 in Politics

risk and high possibility to succeed

2007-09-08 23:24:55 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Small Business

and what is the best way to get rid of them?

2007-09-08 23:24:15 · 9 answers · asked by eddie vedder 1 in Other - General Health Care

2007-09-08 23:23:57 · 3 answers · asked by Niall R 1 in Mathematics

2007-09-08 23:23:36 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Can someone help me express 675 p.p.b. and 1700 p.p.b. as fractions and then as numbers in scientific notation and show reasoning.

Also what is the percentage change between the two figures above and again please show reasoning.

Thanks very much. I am no good at this sort of thing

2007-09-08 23:23:33 · 2 answers · asked by Rachel 1 in Mathematics

can anyone remember the crisps called potato puffs if so do u know which firm made them and can u still get them.plz no silly replys thanx

2007-09-08 23:23:11 · 3 answers · asked by mark w 1 in Other - Food & Drink

If you could travel to any period in the past where would you go and what would you change?

Like hitting Shakespere and getting his autography as in Blackadder, telling Bodicea not to fight the Romans....

.......Or would you change nothing and just view the past and find answers to unanswered questions?

2007-09-08 23:23:00 · 23 answers · asked by Elly 4 in History

I love going to watch hockey, baseball, and arena football

FOOTBALL is the BEST!

2007-09-08 23:22:51 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Moonlight Radiance

As i sit in my couch with only the moonlight to light me,
I wonder when the void will ever set me free,
Drowned in the pool of my imaginations,
looking intently at death's cruel intentions

I feel drained, powerless and exhausted
the chains that bind me hold hard without mercy
I feel like a dog, never tamed, never fed
not a single morsel of bread around so you see

Only the moonlight keeps me awake
in this shadow and its cruel stake
I feel my death is nearing, laughing, scoffing, thirsty for a fight
The eternal bliss i will never feel underneath the moonlight

Its radiance gives me life
and the power to end this cruel strife
I feel that i may never return
under my moonlight radiance that i call my home

2007-09-08 23:20:54 · 9 answers · asked by Canis 1 in Poetry

2x+3y= 14
3x-4y= 4

2007-09-08 23:20:08 · 6 answers · asked by ali k 1 in Mathematics

Now, now.....please remember that this is a family website!

2007-09-08 23:20:02 · 40 answers · asked by Hello Dave 6 in Polls & Surveys

I want to dye a bit of my fringe blonde, like platinum blonde, it's already a bit blonde from the hairdresser but not light enough.

I bought a packet of bleaching powder from the beauty store but I'm confused on how to use it. Do I just mix it with water? Do I need to add something else? Help

2007-09-08 23:19:47 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

2007-09-08 23:18:31 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

parent who would never harm the child that is adopted?

2007-09-08 23:18:30 · 34 answers · asked by Like 2 in Newborn & Baby

2007-09-08 23:18:28 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Games & Recreation

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2007-09-08 23:18:18 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Egypt

2007-09-08 23:17:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

me and my partner have been TTC#2.we had sex every day during my ovulation (my period was due 9th sep).aug 26th,i developed thrush then aug 29th i had some spotting which lasted a few days,then i had nothing for a few days,then 1st sep,it started again on and off,then 3rd onwards iv bled ever since.with on/off stomach cramping and terrible back pain.at first i thort that the spotting could be down to implantation bleeding,but now im not so sure.with me still bleeding i havent yet taken a HPT.can anyone offer advice please?

2007-09-08 23:16:58 · 4 answers · asked by Mrs.W 2 in Women's Health